Chevettes are RWD - good luck finding one that is still in 1 piece.
I like the idea though - put a big cube motor in it. We could have a nitrous bottle but just use it for negotiation like that one competitor did. Oh OK have it your way we will run it all on motor but we did not tune it for that so we will need 6 cars.
As much as I hate to watch it - sandbagging is key.