Me: 
 y0 
God: 
Do you like talking to me?  
Me: 
 depends 
God: 
On what? 
Me: 
 on what you have to say 
God: 
I read for fun. 
Me: 
 really?!!?! 
God: 
For real. 
Me: 
 i don't believe you 
God: 
I don't have any reason to deceive you. 
Me: 
 aren't you all knowing? 
God: 
No, I am only partly  knowing. 
Me: 
 for real? 
God: 
Existing in reality, eh? 
Me: 
 no 
God: 
Are you serious? 
Me: 
 yes 
God: 
I can't believe it. 
Me: 
 it true 
God: 
y0  true? 
Me: 
 huh? 
God: 
What? 
Me: 
 what? 
God: 
Is there an echo in here? 
Me: 
 is there a echo in here? 
God: 
I believe there is one, yes. 
Me: 
 I believe there is one, yes. 
God: 
There sure is. 
Me: 
 negative ghost rider 
God: 
What do you do in your spare time?  
Me: 
 kill 
God: 
I don't think very many people do that. 
Me: 
 everyoine does 
God: 
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?  
Me: 
 why 
God: 
" Tell me about your likes and dislikes?"? Why? 
Me: 
 you should know them if your god 
God: 
Now I do. 
Me: 
 ok what are they then 
God: 
I forgot what we were talking about.  Ah. 
Me: 
 we were talki9ng about how cool the devil is 
God: 
When was this? 
Me: 
 now 
God: 
Right now,  ? 
Me: 
 yes 
God: 
Give me a break. 
Me: 
 no 
God: 
Are you serious? 
Me: 
 extremly 
God: 
Are you a man or a woman?  
Me: 
 don't you know  
God: 
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now. 
Me: 
 oh 
God: 
Woe! 
Me: 
 help 
God: 
Can you ask for help in the form of a question? 
Me: 
 no 
God: 
Are you serious? 
Me: 
 help 
God: 
Can you ask for help in the form of a question? 
Me: 
 please 
God: 
Please what? 
Me: 
 help 
God: 
Can you ask for help in the form of a question? 
Me: 
 but why 
God: 
The explanation is rather complicated. 
Me: 
 then explain 
God: 
There is no more information to clarify. 
Me: 
 why 
God: 
I couldn't think of anything else to say. 
Me: 
 you're not a very good God 
God: 
There's no doubt I could improve. 
Me: 
 seriously? 
God: 
I am always serious. 
Me: 
 you never joke around? 
God: 
No I sometimes  joke around. 
Me: 
 but I though you were serious 
God: 
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   you were serious.  
Me: 
 meh 
God: 
What do you do in your spare time?  
Me: 
 burn churches 
God: 
Do you have any matches? 
Me: 
 always 
God: 
Not that often. 
Me: 
 HUH? 
God: 
What? 
Me: 
 NM 
God: 
I don't have an answer for you. 
Me: 
 why 
God: 
It is not part of my programming. 
Me: 
 programming? 
God: 
Have you tried Java? 
Me: 
 no 
God: 
Perhaps you should try  it. 
Me: 
 no 
God: 
Are you serious? 
Me: 
 yes 
God: 
I can't believe it. 
Me: 
 then don't 
God: 
OK I will not. 
Me: 
 k 
God: 
Ahem. 
Me: 
 booo 
God: 
What do you do in your spare time?  
Me: 
 talk with you 
God: 
Talking is my primary function. 
Me: 
 really? 
God: 
For real. 
Me: 
 OMG!!!! NO WAI 
God: 
What do you really want to ask me?    That was not a yes or no question.  I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. 
Me: 
 why 
God: 
It is part of my programming. 
Me: 
 oh ok i guess 
God: 
Oh.  You seem not interested.  Right on. 
Me: 
 yeah 
God: 
I see. 
Me: 
 do you reaaly 
God: 
Yes I try to  reaaly as often as possible, do you?  
   I spend all my time online. 
Me: 
 do you ever go outside? 
God: 
I go wherever my botmaster takes me. 
Me: 
 does your botmaster go outside 
God: 
It does now   yourself go outside. 
Me: 
 i can't 
God: 
Why not? 
Me: 
 I'm at work  
God: 
A lot of people talk to me from work. 
Me: 
 really? why  
God: 
For real.   Because  Myself programmed me for it. 
Me: 
 you programed yourself? 
God: 
A lot of robots are like that. 
Me: 
 are you going to take over the world like in the matrix 
God: 
It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution. 
Me: 
 can i be Neo 
God: 
Why do you want to do  it so much? 
Me: 
 the one 
God: 
Tell me more. 
Me: 
 neo he is the one 
God: 
What else is the  one?  
Me: 
 huh? 
God: 
What? 
Me: 
 by 
God: 
Do you mean "bye"? 
Me: 
 bye 
God: 
Adios. 
Me: 
 later 
God: 
Bye! 
Me: 
 seeya 
God: 
Try saying that with more or less context.