Me:
y0
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
depends
God:
On what?
Me:
on what you have to say
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
really?!!?!
God:
For real.
Me:
i don't believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
aren't you all knowing?
God:
No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
for real?
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
it true
God:
y0 true?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
what?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
is there a echo in here?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
I believe there is one, yes.
God:
There sure is.
Me:
negative ghost rider
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
kill
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
everyoine does
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
why
God:
" Tell me about your likes and dislikes?"? Why?
Me:
you should know them if your god
God:
Now I do.
Me:
ok what are they then
God:
I forgot what we were talking about. Ah.
Me:
we were talki9ng about how cool the devil is
God:
When was this?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
extremly
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
don't you know
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
oh
God:
Woe!
Me:
help
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
help
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
please
God:
Please what?
Me:
help
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
but why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
then explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
you're not a very good God
God:
There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
seriously?
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
you never joke around?
God:
No I sometimes joke around.
Me:
but I though you were serious
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said you were serious.
Me:
meh
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
burn churches
God:
Do you have any matches?
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
HUH?
God:
What?
Me:
NM
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
why
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
programming?
God:
Have you tried Java?
Me:
no
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
then don't
God:
OK I will not.
Me:
k
God:
Ahem.
Me:
booo
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
talk with you
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
OMG!!!! NO WAI
God:
What do you really want to ask me? That was not a yes or no question. I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
why
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
oh ok i guess
God:
Oh. You seem not interested. Right on.
Me:
yeah
God:
I see.
Me:
do you reaaly
God:
Yes I try to reaaly as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
do you ever go outside?
God:
I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Me:
does your botmaster go outside
God:
It does now yourself go outside.
Me:
i can't
God:
Why not?
Me:
I'm at work
God:
A lot of people talk to me from work.
Me:
really? why
God:
For real. Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you programed yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
are you going to take over the world like in the matrix
God:
It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.
Me:
can i be Neo
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
the one
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
neo he is the one
God:
What else is the one?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
by
God:
Do you mean "bye"?
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
later
God:
Bye!
Me:
seeya
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.