Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
if he can survive re-entery i doubt getting hit by a car will do little to him.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
so all of your ideas are flawed
and no yoda couldn't use the jedi mind trick on chuck norris that stuff only works on simple minded people. (like mustang owners )