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  1. I'm trying to protect his and everyone else's interestes, you dumb fuck. Before you decide to post again, take a step back and ask yourself if you really understand what someone has said. Maybe you won't look like such a fuck next time. Now, this is done. If you have anything else to say, send me a PM. Otherwise, shut the fuck up. ... back on topic. smile.gif
  2. I'm trying to protect his and everyone else's interestes, you dumb fuck. Before you decide to post again, take a step back and ask yourself if you really understand what someone has said. Maybe you won't look like such a fuck next time. Now, this is done. If you have anything else to say, send me a PM. Otherwise, shut the fuck up. ... back on topic. smile.gif
  3. excell

    QS&L 5/18...

    Will meet you all at Target at 7. Bidness came up. God damnit.
  4. I just got back from lunch, and on the way back we passed by the AMC movie theatre at Lennox. As usual, Star Wars nerds are already lining up in front of the theatre so they can be the first to be adored on their I-wish-I-was-a-Vulcan (or insert Klingon, Willow, Harry Potter, Elijah Wood, etc) message forums. We decided to round the shopping center to gawk at all of these gems of humanity as they wait for the best three hours of their lives. It was pretty funny, there are about 20 out there now, most dressed in Star Wars t-shirts, and a couple in full name-your-Star-Wars-character-here costume. Here is where it takes a turn for the worse, and I am presented with what I feel has been the biggest problem I have ever had to face... We rounded the corner to turn onto the access road behind the shopping center, when what do we see in the grassy area next to the theatre? 8 people, dressed head to toe in their favorite character costume, in a circle, having a physical battle with fun-noodles (those long colorful foam pool toys). One of them even had a foam wake board, spray painted gold to look like a shield. These people had their faces painted to be in character, making their own sound effects, hitting each other with pink, bright green, purple, and blue fun-noodles. Just going at it like they were on any other planet but this one, where they were doing the silliest, most pseudo-homosexual, and downright funniest thing I have ever witnessed. Ever. Now, here is my problem. As I said, I believe this was the funniest thing I have ever seen. It was so funny that I couldn’t even laugh. I just kind of flopped in the car seat like a fish out of water gasping for oxygen. Tears came to my eyes, but I just could not eek out a laugh. I thought I might have a stroke – a humor stroke. To quote Cartman, I think I have blown a funny fuse. Now I don’t know what to do.
  5. excell

    girls are shit

    Every Friday and Saturday night, just like always. I don't make it out every night, but I usually post if I'm coming. smile.gif
  6. excell

    girls are shit

    Welcome back, you little fucker. I wondered where in the hell you disappeared to. Come out sometime, fuckass. ... and screw her. You’re only like 12 anyway, there will be more. Go fuck until your dick hurts. graemlins/thumb.gif
  7. Ugh, Mike, do yourself a favor and download this. Thumbs are your very good friend. smile.gif
  8. Either help with his problem, or shut the hell up. If he (they) want(s) to talk then it will come out. You are warned. smile.gif
  9. Either help with his problem, or shut the hell up. If he (they) want(s) to talk then it will come out. You are warned. smile.gif
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  11. excell

    QS&L 5/18...

    In fo sho. So, where we meeting?
  12. Welcome to six months ago. tongue.gif
  13. WTF is a Hyatt Legal Plans network?
  14. excell

    QS&L 5/18...

    Should be there. Might have some bidness, though. Anyone meeting for a cruise up there?
  15. Can anyone give me the cliff notes version of proper chain care? smile.gif
  16. excell

    Biker BoyZ

    Ricky, you know you just don't want none. That is all. graemlins/grin2.gif
  17. Sounds like I need to tag behind, ehem, I mean in front of team R1. graemlins/grin2.gif
  18. I'll be there. Then heading over to the east side. Anyone want to cruise over? Or cruise to the Pony? *weather permitting*
  19. Yikes, good luck. I couldn't imagine having to do that.
  20. Awesome! I really love the 636, it's one badass motherfucker. smile.gif Check here for gear: http://www.columbusracing.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=21;t=000258
  21. Hey, knock it off. This is supposed to to be fun.
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