Man comes home from work one day, and wants to go out coon hunting. He asks his wife if she'd like to go, she says no. He told her she had 3 options.
1. Go hunting.
2. Give him some ass before he goes.
3. A BJ before he goes.
She picks #3, in the middle of performing the BJ, she looks up and says "this thing smells like shit" He looked down at her and said,
"the dog didnt want to go either"