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SPLN SUX

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  1. Must be a drift car... has a HUGE hand brake for extra leverage.
  2. Your moms name is Jonathan too? Who even started that?
  3. tomorrow youll wake up, and your car will be keyed or broken into or some shit. Its happend to me before. Had a great "good citizen day" the night before, wake up, and FUCK!
  4. Wendys never forgets to give me my straw with my Dr pepper no ice... McDonalds doesnt even think about it with my orange juice in a coffee cup
  5. It happens all the time. Most human beings have lost their primal instinct, and get "scared". Even though we are the most intelligent species on the planet, there are still preditors, and there are still prey. One thing that lacks in our society that RULES all other species is the Alpha status. The one guy who jumps in and takes out the robber, still has his alpha instinct. The guys who dont, or wait for someone else to initiate the counter attack, are all beta. Most of human society has developed into beta status.
  6. oh the bolt holding it in? Give me a breaker bar, ill get it off there... or snap the bolt. I grew up pulling houseboats against the engines to tie them off tight nose to nose across coves in Lake Cumberland. As a matter of fact, im going to go lift some weights right now
  7. hmmm... sounds like you need some muscle. you should have called me too
  8. Ill be helping Hal at some point... dont know how long. Well figure somehting out
  9. If you worked on it, 12 less whp :bangbang:
  10. You didnt post your pay stubs on the internet to show off... I dont initiate, I retaliate. Besides, i can destroy you at bowling.
  11. no its a boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iovJXCXiriM&feature=related
  12. When you start them young, they develope all the muscle they need NATURALLY, and they never rally have to worry about anything other than cardio.
  13. Derek... Cougar really thinks that way... he really is a tool, and while you may have been kidding, it was totaly appropriate
  14. You dont have anything anyone wants... cept maybe Bubba... and he just wants your cocktail.
  15. This Bill? http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/mrmeanr/Picture010.jpg
  16. What do they cahrge you for when you do that though? Will that show up on insurance?
  17. Ah i see now. You failed at using basic quotations so i got confused. Well then if Ryan knew and didnt turn dude in, he's fucking trash too.
  18. yea it is kinda fucked up... moral is, they are making so many exceptions that you cant defend yourself... so just dont drive drunk.
  19. i know a girl like that... shes only 18 though lol
  20. Directly from your first post in the linked thread... So are you a liar, or an asshole? Either way, your preception of civility and responsibility is, for lack of a better term, squed... No matter who hits who, a police officer, a teenager, a 90yr old man, or a 7yr old on a big wheel (those are ftw btw), YOU FUCKIN STOP. Your "friend" is fucking human trash for not stopping. The cop, fucking trash. Im not a violent man, but God(or some higer power) help them if they ever do that shit to someone I know, or that i witness, or me, because i will run them down like the fucking scum they are, and use the fullest extent of my knowledge to restrain them in the most painfull way i know how untill the cops show up.
  21. I wanna fly one of those planes... not all crazy but just fly it and pull a few G's... cant be all that difficult.
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