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be discriptive, but stay away from similes... light metaphorical usage is pretty effective. Read a couple SCC mags, they do a pretty good job at keep my attention with the reading, and i really hate reading.

Watch "Thank You For Smoking"... itll be easy. You can bullshit anything in an open paper like that... and all you have to do is link whats going on to something good, or why we are there, to somehting bad... and just run with it. Half hour tops. BTW the demcratic debate is on CNN right now... you may get some ideas. And you have credible sources

I firm stance is more effective than a heavy hand.

i dont see this being a HUGE problem unless the rings arent filling the bore. As long as the rings fill the bore and have the correct gap, i think thats about the maximum acceptable error you could have. im no machinist, but i think that the maximum acceptable limit for error on mains and rods for most engines is .0005. Thats about 1/3 the width of a human hair... This is stuff that you should NEVER see. If accurate, there is no excuse... especially dirt inside the rotating assembly.

So what your saying is pain over time torture is more humane to women than a swift and severe stirke? Keep in mind, when i say hit her, im not talking Mike Tysons punch out. Most women have never been hit in the face before, so even a 50% strike will shock the shit out of them. The objective is to teach her a lesson, like that of a small child, not to injure her. however if the first doesnt do the trick, do it again, untill she stops comming at you. And if she keeps coming after you when the pulled shots arent working... knock the bitch sensless untill she hits the ground. After that, help her up and make sure she knows she brought it on herself. help her clean up so she doesnt have to walk around looking like something out of a Die Hard movie. Im sorry that you dont agree, but if a bitch is stupid enough to blast you in the face, she better damn well be ready to face the consequences. Its like Leonidas told the spartans at the battle of Thermopylae after the first day of killing ~10,000 Persians, and Xerxes made his offical barter... "After all, its not like we cant be civil about this." Just because your teaching a bitch that shes in way over her head, doesnt mean you cant be a gentalman about it. Same thing with kids... you can beat thier ass for doing stupid shit, and feel pretty bad about it, but you can also go about it in a manner that teaches them a lesson, not injures them. My 6'3", 200lb lady friend did crack me once, and all i had to do was wind up and she got that "oh shit, what did i just get myself into.." look, and i pulled back. thats all i needed to see to know that she knew she ahd fucked up royaly and learned a lesson real quick. Needless to say, thats never happened again.

Marajuana seeds are legal to buy, but you cant grow them. And once you introduce them to water, you cant sell them again. Theres lots of stuff like that.

sure, but if you miss, youre fucked

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"I know youre a feminist, and i think thats adorable, but this is grown up time and i am the man." Youve met me, i fit neither of those catagories (i was the other guy that drove Bills car after you) Besides, i dont think i personaly would go that far unless she picked up a weapon like a bat or somthing... if i got popped by a girl, id probably just shake the shit out of her and throw her down on to something soft. You know, give her a preview of what COULD happen if she didnt shape up in a hurry.

LS1+FC ... cheap, great power to weight, stock LS1 can take some abuse.

yea i know... 30 out gets you that...

You treat a woman like a woman, untill she hits you like a man. The End. A woman slaps you... tough it up, you probably deserved it. A woman swings closed fist and hits you any where but the face, just push her away and walk away before you go too far. A woman swings closed fist at the face and does NOT connect, you push her to the ground and let her know that she was that close to getting her ass whooped. A woman closed fist connects one to the face, shes ready to get her ass whooped... dont dissapoint her. One pop should be more than enough to make her think twice about doing it again.

BTW Brian, my GTO > anything you got... if it cant launch with it, itll come around it... i promise

Progressive is awesome. I lost my copys of my insureance so i called them tonight and had asked them to send me a new set. They offard to fax me some temps while i wated for the new ones. literally 10seconds after hanging up the phone with them, the fax started ringing. And in less than 60 seconds, i had a new set of cards.

dont take that part literally. The fact is, the information is out there, and if someone wants to find it, they can on thier own behalf. how would you like it if telemarketers started going door to door? We all hate those bastards on the phone enough. if i want new windows, ill find someone to do it for me or do it myself, i dont need you to cold call me and try to sell me shit that im not interested in, especially if i live in an apartment. If i want to go to church, and i want to have a faith in religion, ill go on my own... no need for someone to come up to me on a fuckin huffy and try to tell me that thier way of life is better than mine because they belive in an ancient bed time story... after all, theyre riding a bike, im driving a Volvo... and they have it better? give me a break apples to oranges... what is really sad is when the dumb ass trys to tell him that the book of mormon is pure and unmalested by over zealous leaders, unlike the Holy Bible... that is just down right retarded. Thats like someone saying that thier product is better, just because it was made in america rather than japan, even though the japanese product is EXACTLY the same. Theres only two things that ARENT like that, and thats tools, and the Little Giant Ladder... that thing pwns.

what did you do, copy paste this post? BTW, im amazing at cat and mouse... STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY MOUSE! Im pretty much incredible at protecting my mouse.

sounds like a great way for me to bond with a few choice fellow CR members

I can send out the "official" graphic for the webiste if anyone needs it... that and i have a few more in mind

Gotta represent on the game That and its funny to put stuff on the roof that only we would know about

im not understanding your metaphore here... if youre saying that the next person they doop will be a worthless asset to the religion... wtf do i care, im athiest. I dont hate anyone for believing in religion. I actully applaud that guy for truely KNOWING what he believes in. If you want to go to church and preach your cause, thats one thing, and bringing it door to door, while annoying, is another, but to ride around on bikes and try to spread the word and force it onto people.. thats just down right disgusting, and you deserve to get embarrassed, on tape, or the whole world to point and laugh at you. Mormons are fucking stupid for that reason alone. i could care less about what you believe in, but to force it on people is plain ignorant.

what EVER! They came up to them talking like they were the voice of "god" and old boy put them in thier place. without skipping a beat, he pwnd them into leaving demoralized. Theyd make better Hale Bop recruiters...

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