Two soldiers are coming home after being away for 5 years in WWII. On the ride home, one soldier brags to the the other about how he hasn't had sex in so long that he's gonna "really give it to the old lady." The other doesn't say much because he has respect for his wife and their privacy.
Soldier one comes home to a lonely wife. Sure enough, they have sex multiple times and she acheives multiple orgasms. Very satisfied and pleased, the soldier falls asleep in his wife's arms.
Soldier two comes home to find out his wife died 2 years ago.