Guy : Hey man what did you do this weekend?
Dumbass : I went to the mall and watched people pull in then back out of the parking lot.
Guy : And?
Dumbass : That was it. Man it was co cool you should have came with.
Guy: What are you doing today?
Dumbass: Well I need to re-install my front bumper, replace my exhaust and oil pan. Then I am going to see if I can find skinnier tire to put on my 12 in wide wheels, these 195s are way to wide