KennyFKINPowerz

No, my arguments have been about your contradictions in your statements, including calling someone stupid while spelling everything wrong. I see a lot of people with spelling errors, but your contradiction was what made it noteworthy.

 

Edit: No, not a bonus check. I may edit my response as I feel a bit jackassish posting my salary on this forum.

Spelling, grammer, is that all you can come up with?

memebers

You live in a shed on the woods. You have no argument here

This is sig worthy.

 

On a serious note, do you have Aspergers?

 

 

 

My last paycheck had five figures to the left of the decimal. Let me know if I might still be losing.

Your only argument has been about my grammer and you want to ask that? Sounds to me like you may have some symptoms yourself.

Ok, you got me beat on the pay thing unless that's your bonus. My bonus has 5 figures in front of the decimal too. If that's your normal weekly or bi weekly pay then ya got me

Try me.

Ready when you are.

I'm not rich but I do ok.

Kenny, this is why you didn't think you lost to Jones. You can't tell when you're losing.

Hahaha riiiiiight. Just like a little kid who slams the screen door. You need to go back out and come try it again.

Stop it, we all know you don't work at Starbucks. I hear the coffee at UDF is pretty good, though...

 

To the contrary, had you not misspelled my good man Chubb's name, I would have taken it as a compliment, seeing as how he was an MIT student who dropped out to get into music. If I had an inclination that you were not only intelligent, but subtle, I may also have inferred that you were harping on me to "Treat'em Right". Unfortunately, this is not the case, as you are neither.

 

I am fat. I got nothing on that one.

 

I meet my subject matter where it is. If I studied criminals, I'd work in a prison. If I studied politicians, I'd hang out in Washington (or a prison, either way). As I seem to be enthralled by morons, I hang out on a car forum. I would have chosen a boating forum, but even I have standards.

 

Kenny, goddammit, can you fucking read? I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU where I got that imagery. BRB, waiting for Kenny to ask me if hangin out on a car forum helps me find idiots....

 

Bro, do you even skate? Although I confess to being fat, I am , happily, devoid of "cankles".

 

Can anyone argue that the tone of my discourse so far has been anywhere near the vehemence spewed all over us in Kenny's posts? My butt, as it were, is not hurt. Not even a little bit. This is, at best, a pleasant diversion from what had been a mediocre workday. YOU, sir, are just entertaining me, really. Like a depression era child with a cog dancer, watching you shimmy takes my mind off of the tedium of office life for a bit. For that, I thank you.

I do work at Starbucks in Detroit and I'm skating at work, so that should answer both of those questions.

What makes you think I was ever reffering to "Chubb Rock"? I know exactly who he is. I listened to him when I was younger. Your assumptions are again wrong.

So what your saying Is that you are on this forum because everyone on here is an idiot? Oh what, Columbus Racing memebers are all idiots? Real nice buddy, real nice.

Again this is the kitchen. I still don't think you get it. Lol. Whats funny is that I was posting something kitchen appropriate. You came in here in a tirade. You obviously took things in the KITCHEN seriously. Great social lesson. Maybe you should use that for your next lesson. How dumb asses take internet postings seriously and get all worked up about them. Then only when we get the idea that said post was in the KITCHEN, we slowly try to backpeddle and make it seem like a joke too.

Are you sure that you should be teaching this stuff? I mean someone who falls victim to this should probably not be teaching social matters in my opinion.

I'm glad I could entertain you. My day was pretty mundane as well and needed some action. Hence the kitchen (where anything goes).

No Aaron that would be an unfair assessment, as would comparing the value of said checks.

You sure about that?

Does the value of the 2 checks still count if they aren't next to each other?

Very good point.

No you idiot, I'm saying you DIDN'T MAKE A VALID ARGUMENT.

You stupid fuck. This is the kitchen and a thread about legal Street racing. Given the change in direction in this thread and the fact that's its in the kitchen, do you honestly think anyone is trying to make a valid argument.

Threads like this are precisely for people like you. Smh

ESTEEM

 

 

 

YOU'RE

 

 

 

Once again, YOU'RE. Also 'well enough said' literally means the opposite of your intent here.

 

 

 

 

I'M

 

 

 

YOU'RE, TOO

 

You literally made spelling or grammatical errors in every[/] point you tried to make while calling another person dumb.

 

Hat's off to you sir, hat's off.

 

http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=695&pictureid=5567

Sign of a last ditch effort. When you literally have nothing left, what do you do?

Grammer and spelling. Ahh yes, such a compelling argument to cover up your obvious mistake at trying to recant what I said. Oh wait you fucked that up to.

I'm not even wasting my boredom on you. At least Jones and Orion give me something of value to respond to.

Wait, KFP asked Jones if he knew anything about racing, and then Jones pointed out that they raced their cars on the same day.

 

THIS IS WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING.

 

KFP points out that who ran the best time does not indicate an accurate comparison of two cars, you must also take into account their proximity to each other, and their relative value.

 

DJ points out that KFP has no money, then KFP argues, until Jones mentions racing, which is when KFP says he has no money. Also KFP points out that DJ is Caucasian (he is not).

 

GOT IT.

 

http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=695&pictureid=5564

WRONG

Jesus Fuck. Did you read anything?

I said it was a caucasion response. Lol

I would be more than happy to compare paychecks with DJ. Im not worried. DJ never said I didn't have money. I never said I have no money, which I don't by the way. We were taliking about the value of the cars we had at the time.

Chuck Testa.

 

I just told you I was hurting for knowledge, you clot-kicking trailer tard. That was the entire premise of my even speaking to you. Is there anything else I have said in the last few posts that you want to re-hash as one of your "brand new idea's"? I have been on CR long enough to know that this place is a virtual paradise of case studies into rare and as yet uncategorized socially deviant behaviors. You being one of the "unwashed masses", I can get how that would be something you would take offense to or misunderstand. Really, I am learning all the time from CR.

 

I have this picture of you as the roller skating dude from the 80's movie "Breakin' 2". Ray-bans, jheri curl mullet, short neon orange shorts, cut off tee, and some tube socks with yellow stripes on them. Close on that?

 

Are you SERIOUSLY from Detroit?

You are completely lost lol. I don't even know how to respond to you because of how far off base you are. I'm literally standing in line at starbucks right now laughing out loud and shaking my head. Your comming back awfully BUTT HURTon a thread In the KITCHEN, where you said o was worked up lol.

So let's break down what we know about you.

1. Low self asteem ( you assumed the chub rock reference was in regards to your fatness. This shows some underlying issues with your fatness and the impacts to your self asteem).

2. Your fat (see above, you kinda let the cat out of the bag).

3. Dumb as shit ( you have to search a car forum for subject matter in a sociology class because your not smart enough to think of anything else). No wonder society is so fucked. With educators like you, well enough said.

4. You paint a strangely vivid and acurate picture of gay 80s hilbillies. Im not even gonna ask where you got that from. Im assuming its 1st hand knowledge.

5. Your obviously jealous that your cankles are to fat to fit in roller skates and I can rock the fuck out of em.

I remember you switching to slicks in an attempt to catch the 300hp white whale but it never happened. 12.9 /13.0 vs 12.3 at the same track at the same day.

 

I did quite a few but I'm not sure I made it to 60..:lolguy:

Gotta get them in when I'm there, only come out once every 5/10 years or so for 1/4 mile.

WRONG!!!

Further proof that your khakis fucked up your memory.

I showed up on ET Streets (not slicks). I then changed to street tires because the ET streets were rubbing. All your arguments are null and void now. You can't even get your own story straight.

Separate times in separate lanes on separate occasions don't mean shit. You obviously need to go racing more often.

We were at the CR Track Day..

I did about 15 hot laps, and you did your fair share.

 

Maybe you should lay off the Sizzurp for a while.

Yes and you and I never raced each other and you made more like 60 hot laps

You called the car out, you lost to it.

It was a 3.0L V6 that had an off the shelf tune added and a slightly smaller pulley. 100% stock exhaust and intake, with full cats, completely untouched.

 

If that's highly tuned, your LT1 car was the space shuttle.

 

Who cares now, it's in the past, and we can move on.

 

 

Back on topic, I'd race Phil, from a dig, for 20 McChickens.

I lost to it yet we never lined up. Good Story. Maybe your tight ass khakis are cutting off the oxygen to your brain, affecting your memory.

Im not ready to move on yet.

Did you really just call that pos the space shuttle? Hahahahaha Stop trying to mask how bad you really are

"You're".

 

If we're talking about the same chubby black dude from "Jamaican Me Crazy", then, yeah, I got it. Given that you even misspelled his name, I was assuming that it was YOU who weren't on board...like, even with yourself.

 

They are literally around me, right now. I am teaching a class on critical thinking, and several of my students are reading over my shoulder. I'm filing this under, "When keepin' it real goes wrong" with a subheading of "Dumb".

 

BTW, I just had you described to me as wearing a cutoff shirt and tokin a black'n'mild. Tell me you aren't from Detroit.

NOPE WRONG!!!

Such a caucasian response lol.

I'm happy to be the center of your lesson plan. Sounds to me like your hurting for some knowledge. You have been a cr member for how long? And your only hope at educating todays youth is via the kitchen and filed it under "keeping it real"? Sounds like whomever you work for should probably kill you and hire a better educator.

Yes yes I am from Detroit. I wear joneses shirts so they appear to be cutoffs. I do love my black and milds though.

The $3500 car that you assured me for 3 months leading up to track day was going to destroy my 300hp 4200lb car. That car was engineered to haul children safely at 28-30mpg and do well in snow. Not drag race. I was happy it broke 14's. Let alone win against that crazy loud 2 door sports car. :gabe:

Wow wow wow bub. 3 months really? You must have ran over your head with that heavy ass 50k car. Haul children? That's one expensive race bus.

You can try and try but there is no comparison. Your trying to compare a 3500.00 pile of lt1 shit to your highly tuned 50k car. Either way you still look bad.

I often get lost in the ramblings of the clinically retarded, "making sense" is not something they routinely do. Looking around me, I see lot's of others in the same boat, and I consider that good company.

 

My ignorance is the only thing that compels me to communicate with you. I am ignorant of many psychological and sociological disorders, and my intuition suggests you may have a lot to teach me about how the mind of the main character in "Flowers for Algernon" worked before and after the surgery.

 

"Chub Rock". I hear better stuff than that from PP in the CB. You HAVE to have better fat jokes at your disposal than that. Don't make me go "Roxanne" on this fucking place.

I have a feeling that you get lost in just about anything that requires any sense. That pretty much sums up your attempt to engage me. Your not even on my level. Go back read some more threads and come back when you have something better. Your right I probably could teach you about all sorts of mental disorders. My only hope is that knowledge will help you cope better. It's important that people with your needs feel comfortable.

Looking around you? Right now? Are they all literally around you right now?

I would bet money that you have no clue on the chub rock reference. Whats funny is it had nothing to do with disgusting fatness spilling over on to the sidewalk.

I could be mistaken, due to my admitted lack of time at 1/4 mile tracks, but I do believe your white race car on slicks lost to my 4 door soccer mom "girly car" with a stock 3.0L V6.

 

Again, given I don't do much 1/4 mile racing, I could be mistaken, but I thought that was your hoopty. Maybe in the next 10 years I can make it out to another 1/4 mile event, when I'm not doing racing that requires turning and braking.

 

I have no issue with you, but you seem to have formed a rather odd opinion of me. As if I hail from some Country Club in New Albany. Certainly you know nothing of my life, where I come from or who I am. I'm not participating in the Tim VS John debate, I'm not here to judge how "hood" you are, or your life and choices. We're all here to make the best we can out of our lives for us and our families. Do your own thing..

First off

My 3500.00 car

Your 50k car. Uhhhh yeah. It takes you 50k to be faster than a 3500.00 car? You just lost all credibility in the auto world.

I have no issue with you either. Just responding to your comment on this thread. You came with a knife and I responded with a tank.

I'm not hood. I live in Blacklick lol. Why would you say such a discriminating thing?

who let Mr. Allen out of his hospital bed? so angry, so descriptive, so sexaully charged. Too much detail was put into jones lips, cum, and tim. You had it until you went into what seems to be vivid detail, so vivid it was almost like you were there. A fly on the wall so to speak. Knowing you, i bet you stayed & watched the encounter. Were you turned on by Tims groce knees or Jones sense of fashion? So much for racing, CR should be better

I was kinda secretly turned on.

Kenny, do everyone in here a favor and take your fucking Ritalin before you get off on someone again. You come off like a 12 year old Asperger's patient throwing a fit. I haven't seen anyone as rustled since Eli asked Tina Green if she wanted to do her "Dika-dika-doo" pagan magic on the euchre deck before he dealt himself a loner. Fill, I blame you for this. You know you can't wave ice cream in front of "Angry German Kid" and not end up with someones desk getting punched.

You obviously are soooooooo lost that you don't get this.

Maybe you should go off yourself in a public manner so we can all be rid of your ignorance.

Don't even get me started on you Chub Rock.

This is the kitchen. If you don't like it then, well, kill yourself.

Thanks Eminem.

You were safe initially but since you wanted to open your mouth and let a little cum dribble out, we can discuss you now.

Jones:

Do you honestly believe your that important? Nobody likes you and everyone talks about you behind your back, (really just laughing at you and your life and obsession with girls cars). You have no leg to stand on because of the way you look and dress. Your only acheivment in this life was becoming a mod on cr. I really believe that your trapped in the closet. In reality your car would probably be ok if you were not the owner of it. Do you even know what racing is? Do you even know how to change your own oil? I think you and Tim would make a perfect couple. You two could sit by the fire put together, sipping on you moscato while interlocking your pinky fingers together. Looking in to each others loving eyes as you revel in your false sense of superiority and the day that gay marriage becomes legal in Ohio. As you two move in for a kiss, Tim stops you as he notices the cum on your lips. He questions if its minority cum or not. You deny it as the two of you giggle together before making sweet gay sex. Shut your ugly face and go play with one of your new cell phone super batteries you twit. Oh by the way you still have a little man cum on your lips. Wipe that nasty shit off before you are in my presence.

I would call out Phil and bust his head open so bad, that very few of you would wanna fuck with me. In reality I just wanna humiliate Phil and make an example out of him.

If I lost to 20 people and only beat Phil, I would still feel like a chamion.

I think any minority and Tim would be the best action. I just want Tim to feel what its like when judgments are flying in his direction. I wanna see him have to face the people that he constantly puts down and probably honestly believes that he is better than them. I wanna see him look up with tears streaming down his face and apologize and beg for his life to someone that is soooooooooo beneath him in his world. I wanna see him curl up in the fetal position like a big old baby bitch and say im sorry. Then we can post about it on cr and talk about how silly that looked and how humiliated he is. How hopefully it opened his eyes and humbled him a bit and he started looking at people more equally.

Chances are that he would just post some 50 paragraph response/argument on how people are scumbags and that you have to live in New Albany ( former low income farming community), to be anyone.