If he is looking for a BMW, don't try to pimp him a fucking WRX, dumbass. Obviously his wants/needs are not exactly like yours, you should respect that rather than being the mindless dumbshit that you are.
Drive the BMW, the g35, the audi first.
not my lab, he never really barked much unless he is playing.
As far as boxers go they are awesome dogs, as with any dog, if you dont know how to train them properly they can be alot of trouble. Boxers NEED to vent thier energy regularly, if not they can be destructive.
Ya know he's doing pretty good so far, 3 pages into the abuse without bailing, not bad.
Your car is a piece of shit. But at least you have a good sense of humor aobut it.