Courtesy of Guys off of modulardepot.com, stemming from a post on an argument about the screen in front of the maf sensor.
i like:
"Seller's payment instructions & return policy:
The trout filter may, in reality, have some other purpose besides filtering trout. But I don't really care so neither should you. Shipping and handling is $110 because it's "and handling." And there's about $109 worth of handling I gotta do here. I mean come on, I gotta box it up, drive all the way to the post office and then wait in line! Then I have to pay them money to send you this crap. Then I have to drive back home. Gas isn't cheap these days people."