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OGRE

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  1. exactly what it says, where can i get a video hosted?
  2. i'm down for just about anything.
  3. that sucks Eli, seen Joe Dirt recently? comedy central? smile.gif
  4. OGRE

    End the hysteria.

    sick little monkey, first peeing on women and now stealing little kids. Coming here and bragging is only going to get you arrested.
  5. at work, inspecting topsoil removal for what would be and what now is the expansion on marion elementary school. I called my friend who worked in the pentigon 2 days a week and the lines were busy, called her parents and they said she was not there. releaved but stioll shocked, I was glued to howard stern he did a great job that day.
  6. OGRE

    Prochargers

    pm me a price on a p1-sc for a 98 gt.
  7. just when i think i have found my calling, I have to work 2nd shift
  8. stationary lights are good, they save much wieght, woot.
  9. there is a teal 95 5.0 about 1/4 mi. from mark's garage for 5000.
  10. OGRE

    funny story

    A lady had been married to a farmer all of her life. They had cows and horses on their farm and also grew a number of crops for sale at the local farmers market. While shopping at the local grocery store for a few items that she and her husband did not raise or grow for themselves, she came across a contest form while in the store. So she completed their jingle and mailed it off to the Carnation Milk Company in an effort to win a cash prize which had been offered for the best entry regarding those little cans of milk found on grocery shelves. Carnation had furnished the first line of jingle with these words, "I like Carnation best of all ...." and the submitter had only to complete the remainder of the jingle on their entry form. Each contestant could only use 50 words or less. A couple of months later, the woman was surprised when a Carnation Milk representative came to her door and told her that her entry was the best one submitted. However it was unfortunate that the company could not publish it. In lieu of that latter fact, they had decided that her entry was worth at least a consolation award and provided her with a company check in the amount of $1,000 for her creativity. Here is her entry: I like Carnation best of all, No tits to pull, no shit to haul. No barns to clean, no hay to pitch, Just punch a hole in the son of a bitch.
  11. "Montreal plant which made the Camaro and Firebird is being demolished. Under terms of a Canadian Auto Workers union contract, the 2.1 million square foot facility (Quebec's only auto plant) is the only location allowed to build Camaro and Firebird." they can still use Chevelle
  12. OGRE

    Superglue > Ben

    "Drugs are bad MMMmmmm-Kay."
  13. isn't a 351M a 400????? they just call it a 351 modified, derived from the 351 Cleveland.
  14. the vid didn't answer at all "what really happend"
  15. Not burt = No care A wise man once told me, "it's our civic duty to break laws that suck."
  16. OGRE

    OWNED

    Caption below photo: "Egypt's Tamer Hussein employs an unorthodox maneuver against Austria's Tuncay Caliksan during their taekwon-do mens -67kg featherweight match during the Olympic Games" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  17. i don't know if i should be shocked or rolling on the floor laughing.
  18. If you have to fear losing your girlfriend to a pizza delivery boy, me thinks you might not be doing something right.
  19. over half of the millionaires in the U.S. are self made. true story.
  20. definatly tell him that you know what he's up too, criminal records are a bitch though
  21. OGRE

    THE MOON

    repost from WAY back.
  22. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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