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  1. OGRE

    7/22/04

    fuck off you didn't show to cosmos.
  2. OGRE

    funny

    HAHAHAHA hillarious
  3. if your car was a black wingless, i would trade you strieght up. i've been looking for a black wingless lid for a while now.
  4. IMO i would take a GTS celica ove a v-6 eclipse. the new eclipes' are pigs.
  5. I've seen a video of a guy who had a plate on a cobra that the plate went from stock looking then turned strieght down then slide back into the open area in the bumper cover, when he gets pulled over he flips the switch and it comes back out and seems to be hard mounted. sorry. but somone could make some money with that idea.
  6. Also thos wings were aircraft aluminum, not carbon fiber graemlins/gay.gif why mopar > Rice? http://www.mustangmods.com/data/141/superbird.jpg http://ultra.cto.us.edu.pl/pub/Multimedia/Pictures/Cars/Plymouth/Roadrunner/roadrunner-superbird.03.jpg i couldn't find the pic of a 300lb guy standing on the wing of hist daytona/superbird at a meet incide the infield of daytona.
  7. blind siding pussy, Can't expect much more than that out of Ghetto trash. At least there is the comfort in knowing people like that don't have the intellegence and emotional maturity to rise up out of the poverty stricken shit hole they create for themselves.
  8. OGRE

    Desktop dyno 2000

    www.kazzalite.com
  9. you said nifty graemlins/gay.gif cool site though, too much reading.
  10. Fixed TT 4-cyl? graemlins/gay.gif maybe if it were a compounded turbo setup like a pulling tractor where one spools the other to make fucked up amounts of intake pressure, on a motor that would have to be indestructable. AND Awd. that would be cool.
  11. I saw another story where they had gotten able to talk to Dale jr. and his thoughts on the accident. I'll paraphrase: reporter: "what happend?" Dale Jr. "Fucking Right Turns!!!" seriously though, Dale senior Owned IROC races.
  12. sorry i didn't use the [FriendlyJoke] [/FriendlyJoke] for the ones that are out of midol and extremely sensitive. graemlins/gay.gif I know you ment to say "Naturally Aspirated" but I'm not going to be a prick about it. tongue.gif
  13. OGRE

    Dumb laws..

    I Don't agree with this one, I mean, if your going to be a pussy and not allow me to shoot your ass dead in the street . . . 2. LAW: It is illegal to taunt someone for refusing to participate in a duel. COUNTRY: USA / STATE: West Virginia CITATION: §61-2-24. Taunting for nonparticipation in duel; penalty. ACTUAL: If any person post another, or in writing or in print use any reproachful or contemptuous language to or concerning another, for not fighting a duel, or for not sending or accepting a challenge, he shall be guilty of a misdemeanor, and, upon conviction, shall be confined in jail not more than six months, or fined not exceeding one hundred dollars. C'Mon Who here Doesn't Agree with this!!!! 3. LAW: There is a one-dollar fine for every instance of public drunkenness and/or swearing. COUNTRY: USA / STATE: West Virginia CITATION: §61-8-15. Profane swearing and drunkenness; penalty. ACTUAL: If any person arrived at the age of discretion profanely curse or swear or get drunk in public, he shall be fined by a justice one dollar for each offense. No risk of anyone here breaking this one. 5. LAW: It is required by law that you make a loud noise when passing a car on the left. COUNTRY: USA / STATE: Rhode Island CITATION: §31-15-4 Overtaking on left. ACTUAL: The following rules shall govern the overtaking and passing of vehicles proceeding in the same direction, subject to those limitations, exceptions, and special rules stated in this section: (1) The driver of a vehicle overtaking another vehicle proceeding in the same direction shall give a timely, audible signal and shall pass to the left at a safe distance and shall not again drive to the right side of the roadway until safely clear of the overtaken vehicle. (2) Except when overtaking and passing on the right is permitted, the driver of the front vehicle on the audible signal of the overtaking vehicle shall give way to the right, and shall not increase speed until completely passed by the overtaking vehicle. Damn you Team VETTE! 7. LAW: A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her. COUNTRY: USA / STATE: Mississippi CITATION: 97-29-55 Seduction of female over age of eighteen by promised or pretended marriage. ACTUAL: If any person shall obtain carnal knowledge of any woman, or female child, over the age of eighteen years, of previous chaste character, by virtue of any feigned or pretended marriage or any false or feigned promise of marriage, he shall, upon conviction, be imprisoned in the penitentiary not more than five years; but the testimony of the female seduced, alone, shall not be sufficient to warrant a conviction. COP: "Sir, could you please take that bullet proof vest off before hacking up your wife." 9. LAW: It is illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a murder. COUNTRY: USA / STATE: New Jersey CITATION: 2C:39-13 Unlawful use of body vests. ACTUAL: A person is guilty of a crime if he uses or wears a body vest while engaged in the commission of, or an attempt to commit, or flight after committing or attempting to commit murder, manslaughter, robbery, sexual assault, burglary, kidnapping, criminal escape or assault under N.J.S.2C:12-1b. Use or wearing a body vest while engaged in the commission of, or an attempt to commit, or flight after committing or attempting to commit a crime of the first degree is a crime of the second degree. Otherwise it is a crime of the third degree. 10. LAW: Unless a customer orders it specifically, it's against the law to serve margarine instead of butter at a restaurant. COUNTRY: USA / STATE: Wisconsin CITATION: 97.18(4) ACTUAL: (4) The serving of colored oleomargarine or margarine at a public eating place as a substitute for table butter is prohibited unless it is ordered by the customer.
  14. have a set, will promise they work perfectly off 98. $40 i can bring them tonight.
  15. Best 80's song EVAR! MY SHARONA! Ma Ma Ma Ma MY SHARONA!! Funny (to me at least) how anything from AC/DC's Back in Black album recorded in april & may of 1980 isn't cheasy or Dated enough to be on the list. IMO.
  16. OGRE

    Holy Kosher WTF?

    "This truck was built by hand job" HE HE HE HE HEH
  17. Yeah like a puppet, with a child molesters hand up . . .
  18. Sorry, I must have logged into ColumbusGlowInTe[/b]hdark.com by accident.
  19. I OWN! Wackiness: 152/100 Rationality: 98/100 Constructiveness: 60/100 Leadership: 104/100 You are a WRCL--Wacky Rational Constructive Leader. This makes you a golden god. People gravitate to you, and you make them feel good. You are smart, charismatic, and interesting. You may be too sensitive to others reactions, especially criticism. Your self-opinion and mood depends greatly on those around you. You think fast and have a smart mouth, is a hoot to your friends and razorwire to your enemies. You hold a grudge like a brass ring. You crackle. Although you have a leader's personality, you often choose not to lead, as leaders stray too far from their audience. You probably weren't very popular in high school--the joke's on them! You may be a rock star. anthony's = dead nuts
  20. Soccer is gay. "I will hand my son a pair of figure skates before he plays soccer" - Jim Rome I must agree though that Ohio Pro teams suck: bengals - allways suck browns - have horrible managment right now cavs - allways sucked (since mark price retired) Indians - went from top team in the league to low budget hacks. Reds - at least they knew enough to pay Larkin to keep the fans happy unlike cleveland (*cough* Thome *cough*) Crew - good for 1 thing, buck a brat night
  21. http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0510/3286916.jpg
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