We all know who is the angry one here. :dumb:
People who seen something, aka 90% of CR.
People who point over the glass to every fucking topping they want on their burrito, fuck you.
Headgaskets
270
Poo that smears on the bowl after you flush
Having to restart my poo after forgetting my phone
Car salesman who take the fucking car im working on then put the keys back in KeyTrack or their pocket
Semis
Forgetting to close my tab and having to find it the next day at the bar that isn't open on Sunday
Rumble strips
Driving to Dayton every fucking day
Car salesman
Wet grass
Tire pressure
Middletown
Oversize loads (excpet those 96 wheelers or whatever the fuck they are, those are cool)
Blown tires all over 70
People who grind gears
My fucking transmission when it grinds
Wheel bearings
Gas caps
Travel stations
People who have dinner at Whole Foods
Flat head screws
Ice machines that are out of ice at gas stations when there's a giant fucking cooler full of ice outside
People who don't use periods
Premix
KY caps that open when your flipping the tube around trying to get the last bit
Radio towers fucking up my XM
Glasses
Banks
Car window stickers
VIN numbers
Mowing around a tree
Gas filler tubes with a 90 degree bend that turn the pump off every half fucking gallon
Dayton
Kerry Automotive
Kentucky
Hits 1
Chip/Combo/M&M bags that open all the way down the fucking side and go EVERYWHERE
Rapper names
Warm pillows
Drooling
Condensation
Jack Daniels
Argon tanks
Money orders
Address changes
Fax machines
Email
Cats
Pans that aren't non-stick
People that have to pay for gas
Cars that get 400 miles per tank. It fucking better, you have a 30 gallon tank asshole
Empty cans
Gas cans
Empty gas cans
Trash, all kinds
Checks
Quick & Easy online forms that require you to call 3 times because they never fucking work.
Call centers in India
France
Signs over bridges that say something like "Mad River" then you look and its a little fucking creek.
Walls over bridges that I can't see over
Salesman who ask where their cars are on the lot. You stand around all fucking day, I'm here once a week actually doing shit. I don't know. Fuck you, EAD