Rustlestiltskin

Whisky bunch of frauds.

 

Oh Miami LOL

Kill yourself.

For the price i'd try this for sure! My brother had one for a while, and if its too firm or too soft for you then you can buy a topper for it to make it what you want.

 

http://www.amazon.com/Zinus-Memory-Green-Mattress-King/dp/B00Q7EPV8O

Unreal how this is so cheap but has over 11k good reviews. Srsly gonna get one for our king

You misspelled "a penis".

Check my sig, I drive a bunch of other shit. This is the MPG beater, nothing more...

More like you PARK a bunch of other shit

Pretty simple, get a screw driver and some pliers at home depot and then find your testicals you seem to have misplaced.

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Add another receipt to the pile

 

I think most important is having something that can pull out of traffic and go from 60-80 in quick time. I hate driving a fucking turd. My Impala is not really a fast car, but having GM's 3.6 it'll pull out and pass better then alot of shit. Everything else is useless without that.

This. I don't need a fast as fuck car but I demand a car with niiice highway passing abilities and point'n'squirt skills in traffic . One of the reasons why I keep driving Saabs

Cuck a doodle doo

You can clearly see how depleted we are. With 4.starting LB's out its obvious.

Go Fuck Yourself.

How often are you going to off-road your off-road truck?

If I had a Raptor I would never offroad it lol. Unless you live out west you almost literally cannot offroad a full size truck (you care about)

So a purpose-built off-road truck isn't good for off-roading?

Man, that thing will look hella-sick all shined up and detailed, parked in some grimy, industrial areas... like, it's so worldly and traveled, and not afraid to go anywhere, but just like so clean like the poverty can't even touch it!

 

Get some add-on parts so it doesn't look like the cheapo base rental f-150.

 

I bet you can't wait to fantasize about all the nasty fun things it could do, if only you had the balls to take her out and beat her guts in. Use everything it has while it's still under warranty, YOLO BROLO.

 

#cucktruck

It sounds like less of an issue with the “leveling kit” and more of an issue with your sensitivities Aaron.

 

Rest assured my child that this raptor will be treated properly.

Just like your hummer was. :gabe:

Love the deal on that Twat-rag, but I would've stopped at the 19s as well. Those rattle-canned 22s are trying waaaaaay too hard and not coming up with anything in the style arena.

 

Be Lauren: pick up sub-$2500 "winter beater", throw 2 sets of CraigsList-tacular wheels for snow duty.

 

 

 

Hold the phone....you've got 3 sets of wheels/tires?!?

Yup

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Not to be that guy but those are terrible.

+ infinity

Where do you hang your clothes when you go into the stall at work to poop? I normally have dress slacks and a nice button down so I take 2 hangers with me that way my pants won't fall to the floor covered in piss and my shirt tail doesn't fall into the toilet or get nasty chit stains. I hang my clothes, using the hangers, on the hook on the stall door. Today there was no hook so I just folded my trousers and hung them over the door.

How do you guys hang your clothes when that happens?

The ability to support a family on one income. National GDP that was triple (or more) the next most developed nation in the world. 1 enemy (communism). We started going to war against the real enemy, brown people. You could beat your wife in front of your kids and no one would say anything. Abortion was illegal. People of color knew their place. No seat belt laws. "Duck and Cover" atom bomb drills. The Red Menace. Full service gas stations. Ice cream shops.

 

Truly, halcyon days.

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Put me down to purchase one Bowie knife made of

Dragon glass.

Winter is coming ya know.

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