Dr. Pomade

The stupid chrome helmet can DIAF.

Have you seen Ohio State's run defense this year? Of course I'd love to see them go all berserker and stuff Gordon all game long, but the numbers and my eyes tell me I should be a little worried.

Wow, so many things going on here: 1. White people. 2. Girl in the white shirt in background drinking beer. 3. The older lady that fat Walter White is dancing with. 4. Around 1:55 or so, a guy (at least I think it's a guy) appears in back near girl with beer. This guy's dance skills are unparalleled. Bravo, sir, bravo.

Provided Ohio State wins, then they get in for sure if any of the following happens: 1. TCU loses 2. Florida State loses Ohio State would likely get in if any of the following happened: 1. Oregon loses (it's possible that Arizona might take their spot with a victory and leave Ohio State on the outs) 2. Alabama loses (it's possible they could lose but not fall out of top 4) Ohio State getting in is an uncomfortable toss up if: 1. Everyone holds serve and wins. That means we'll be dependent on the committee keeping their word that championship games matter and swapping us with TCU. As Ohio State fans, we want chaos and everyone other than Ohio State to lose, as that would obviously benefit us the most. However, Josh, to your point, I think we don't want Baylor to lose and TCU to win, as then that kills the hold that Baylor currently has on TCU right now. TCU can only claim to be so good knowing that they lost head-to-head Baylor and that the rest of their records are identical. The committee got a built-in excuse for leaving Ohio State out when JT went out for the reason.

10/10 I've been saying all along that I'd be livid if I'm a Baylor fan. Can you imagine if, in the NFL, they decided to seed the Chiefs higher than the Broncos because some committee thought that, despite the Broncos winning their two head-to-head matchups and them having identical records otherwise, the Chiefs just "looked" like the better of the two teams? This whole thing is a beauty contest. Pure and simple, my friends.

I was actually wondering about that - the ticker inadvertently revealing information. I will be pleasantly surprised to learn that my suspicions had merit.

It's comical at this point. But also a little flattering: Ohio State is essentially regarded so highly that 11-win seasons are really no big deal.

Ohio State in = committee was telling truth and championships matter. TCU in = committee lied the whole time. Committee is set up to be either revolutionary or hypocritical. Ohio State must do its part and win - and it would help to win convincingly.

In my defense, there is a 19 in there as well.

It was 00o00008 guy

I think it was zxy7176q3278q guy. Hold please and I will confirm.

Yeah, someone else linked the story to UAB's death a few pages page. But, I have to hand it to you: you're grabbing stuff hot off the presses today. You're like a pipeline of information. "Hello, this is DJ. Oh hi there Jameis. What's that, you're taking selfies and fucking her right in the pussy? Sounds good, I'll let everyone know. K, bye."

JK BFF Joshie Third times a triple and a charm and my signature move.

Replied before I watched it. I'm sorry, I should have said: -325fail/10

Fail/10

Michigan has to feel like a bunch of morons. Seriously. Rich Rod's success at Arizona kind of proves it wasn't him that was the problem.

It's great when you bring up Boise because Zack has a conniption.

And, thus, we come full circle, and back to where I said it's been refreshing this year not having to worry about stupid teams like Marshall.

I've noticed that all the Buckeyes kind of do a double take after he gets blasted, as if they are all like, "Who the fuck just blew that dude up?" Like I sense they want to cheer but know they can't because they just had a turnover. Also, 27 brakes guy is great. Errrt.

Straight Destroying People on Tackles: 1 for 1

LOL, I regret even adding them to my original comment. Should have just left it out and should have known Josh would key in on it.

No, that's exactly what I was referring to - teams that weren't in the Power 5 that won consistently, like Boise.

Wait, maybe you're right about Oklahoma? I did a quick search for final 2004 BCS rankings and it showed USC, Oklahoma, and Utah all being undefeated.

He passed up USC. I put that as probably my top college football job, or maybe #2 (after Texas). Apparently, it wasn't on the top of his list, and he neglected to consult me before turning down the Trojans.

TCU won a lot of games, didn't they? They are the only other team that comes to mind.