If it is actually what you describe "Bones sliding against each other" then a chiropractor isn't going to help. Usually, people present with back pain and radiating pain/numbness with degenerative disc disease.
I hear what you are saying...but the Eldorado paints a different picture in my head than the CTS.
BTW, they do have a CTS V Wagon on the way. My dealer sent me a letter asking if I was interested in taking one for a spin.
I watched it over a year ago. Good story...But haven't heard much of them lately. I do remember they were trying to sell a "limited amount of 50 bikes" each going around 100k or so.
Passed away during warm up lap after falling and being struck by another rider...tragic. Kid was garnering some MAJOR recognition. Looked like he was going to be a good one.