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Forrest Gump 9

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  1. I see the state trooper do that all the time.
  2. I'll try to be there before work. My first time so be nice
  3. Amen to this, already F...up two rims this month. Back to the topic, Uncle Ben come to mind.....
  4. Damn, make me want to move back to Hawaii.
  5. meh..... What's wrong with a little hustling? You guys probably do the same thing if you can get away with it. I see nothing wrong, car dealers do this everyday.
  6. This broad Jill goes home one night with a guy she meets at the club. He is tall, super hot and seems different than most other guys she meets. They arrive at this place and head straight to his bedroom. Jill cant help but to notice a shelf full of teddy bears! On the bottom shelf there are small teddy bears all lined up next to each other. The middle shelf the medium sized teddy bears are all lined up beside each other and finally the top shelf have all large teddy bears lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is very sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she wants to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a BJ and lets him pound her and even does anal! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, smiles at him and asks, "how was that"? He nods and says, "not too f***ing bad at all. Help yourself to the prize on the middle shelf".
  7. Ls1 in the Typhoon, then TT it. Or ls1 in a jag
  8. that would be Hawaii. They got a rainbow on their plate.
  9. Yeah, it's a fine line. To me it's acceptable, but it's something that I'll never do to my child/children (I hope so anyway).
  10. I spent $5000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent another $2000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2000 on liposuction for her and she was over the moon. I spent $50 on a blow job for myself and she goes frickin' mental. Women - GO FIGURE!
  11. Since there's no footbal until Sept., so this is how I ease my craving. Enjoy!
  12. Haha, I thought about getting one of those last year, but I don't think my neighbors will be very happy with one of those park on the street. That's a cool looking one.
  13. The road goes both way!! Stop being asshole and cutting off people, weaving in and out of car. This past summer I almost killed a rider because he decided that riding without helmet, jacket, cut thru four lane packed of traffic, while talking on his cel-phone, was a good idea.
  14. Yeah, but you'll be hearing the green and yellow instead. Good game and good night gentlemen!!
  15. GB 21-17 Pits Gentlemen, we now have a game!!!
  16. Hot dang, I can't believe my eyes. Pittsburgh is getting spank!! 21-3 and two minutes left in the first half.
  17. In case anyone else looking for something to watch, BBC have a Top Gear marathon going on right now.
  18. Uh yeah, they have a line on how long it would take her to sing. The line was 1'50" and most people were on the over and lost.
  19. Alright, have fun gentlemen!! I'll be watching like a hawk.
  20. Tomorrow will be a sad sad day for me, no more football until September. Anyway, let's enjoy today game. I'm rooting fot the team in yellow!! Actually I'll be rooting for Green Bay Packers. I know it'll be tough again Pittsburgh, sthey have so much experience at this level. Anyway, I'm hoping for an awesome game and epic commercials. Enjoy!! Have fun!! And we'll deal with tomorrow tomorrow.
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