Forrest Gump 9

This is a GREAT offer, which can save you a lot of money. No need to thank me, just passing on... Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005. Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son. Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car. If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance. Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach 'illegal alien' status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA ) First ans Last Name__________________ City_________________ State________________ Get your Forms (NOW)!!!

Who give a flying F...!! She/her family have more money than god. She/her family should be able to get away with murder (when that happen I'll care).

Next, they just gonna mail you the speeding ticket. Oh wait, did they?

Just wondering if anyone here know/had deal with http://www.modernhorsepower.com . They have the local number but no physical address.

Sorry to ruin your weekend, but we're F ucked. http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2010-08/new-bacterial-mutation-makes-common-bacteria-resistant-almost-every-antibiotic

Congrats!! Damn fast!!

That's a nasty sounding vette. I guess the Vette ran out of nitrous at the end and get walk by the M.

I don't see what the deal is. It's time for him to pay back society. I hope he had learned his lesson thought.

Damn, I felt my labtop shook!!

Paletonia???

Hi! My name is David. I used to be high on import with small displacement, turbocharge, and high horse power. But about two years ago I stumbled into of the world of V8 supercharged, I am now a torque addict!!

I got pull over for doing 2 mph over the speed limit and get ticketed. I also got pull over for doing 130mph and let go without ticket. Both incidents happened in Florida.

Yesterday the weather was really nice, my plan was to go to the track as soon as I get off from work. And just like everything you planned, nothing will work out the way you wanted. I didn't get off from work until 7:00 pm. So I jumped on I 670, connected to I 71 south, and continued to I 70 East heading to National Trail Raceway. Traffic was moderately heavy and right there at I 71 and I 70 junction when all hell break loose. I was following a minivan (have about two car lengths between us), a middle age lady in a Oldsmobile follow really close behind me. All of a sudden this jackass on a Harley cut thru four lanes of traffic and slice in between me an the minivan. He had no helmet, wear short and tank top. He was on his phone, the phone was sticking to his doo-rag, his head was tilted to the left trying to support the damn phone. The minivan in front slammed on the brake the instant the Harley cut in. Harley dude jumped on his brake, the bike got all squirly and looked like he gonna loose it. I have no where to go but straight ahead (wall was to the left and traffic was to my right). I slammed on my brake and my brake worked wonder, for a second there I thought the lady in the Olds gonna be in my back seat. I came to a complete stop with about two feet from the Harley rear wheel. Anyway, the Harley recovered and sped on. The minivan slammed on the brake because there were two cars broke down in the midian. And unlike normal people when you break down you pull as far off the road as you can. One car was completely off the road, the other was half way off and half sticking in the left hand lane. Damn, it was really close!! I just thank god that I don't have to drive in traffic everyday. People are just foocking nuts!! They have no foocking common sense anymore!! Drive careful out there!!

Fixed and congrats to the OP.

Well, headed for the track last night. Got there right at elemination time so no time trial for me. Sat there and waited for two hours and no run. First was a Corvette some how got into the wall, that took half an hour to clean up. Three cars later, another sprayed coolant down the entire length of the track on a bye run. I left then, it was 9:30 pm. I'm getting too old for this crap!!

Diaper Change!!

You know the internet is "WORLD wide web" right? Can you pass the German, Italian, Chinese,.....tests?

yup, better be safe than sorry.

Laws are laws and must be enforced to everyone. Like, to be US president, you must be a natural born US citizen and have documents to back it up (birth certificate??).

I'll be in a black E55.

Weather should be nice. I'll try to be there.

They have more business than they can handle right now. It's very tough to run a small business, it's always pour when it's rain. Tough to have good workers too. And please don't slam a business so quickly. I have no affiliation with Slowmo. I only go up there once or twice a year to get dyno pulls. They've always treat me well.

How about a MB S600? Big comfy car with v12 twin turbo. Enough torque to manipulate the Earth rotation.

You didn't know about the worm hole on Front Street? It take you directly to Mexico!

E55 have my vote too. Since I curently rocking one. It's very solid car as far as the drive train go, all the little elctronic gadgets that come along with the car make the car expensive to own (keyless-go key cost $500 to replace). If you get one, try to go at least the '04 and up since a lot of the "issues" are worked out. The only gripe I have is no MT. '00-'02 M5 are real nice too, just love the way the angel eye headlights look. M5 with exhaust sounds intoxicating too.