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Forrest Gump 9

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  1. Did he do that here yesterday? Damn Ohio always have a way to drive somebody over the edge.
  2. LOL I was gonna say it's offensive to the Japanese people, but the ^^^^ work too.
  3. He's a fat man, and fat man gotta eat Subway. He tuned my cousin gay-ass '07 STI (gay-ass as no-one here in Ohio would dare to tune it in '07). Ran great make good power and still running. I believe it has about 50K miles since the tune.
  4. Luckily he's in Germany, if he's here in the US PETA (People Eating Tasty Animal) will make the next Mike Vick.
  5. And you are a nurse!? Sorry to be OT.
  6. This is nothing new. People in Asia love American products.
  7. These observations are by one of the greatest American philosophers, Jeff Foxworthy You may be Taliban if: 1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat. Enjoy!! Stolen from another board.
  8. Ok, so there's good news of the situation after all. Can AZ bring out their own National Guard units for this situation? This is just unbelievable. I hope it end in swift and lethal fashion so no-one will ever dare to pull this crap on the US.
  9. +1 I'm want to build a classic truck but with diesel power train and AWD.
  10. For the money I'll get a 996TT with a proper tranny and send it to Switzer
  11. Have anyone seen this? Nasa better watchout http://hotair.com/archives/2010/06/11/comedy-gold-the-racist-hallmark-card/ Forking rediculous
  12. Seriously guys, I hate USC as much as the next guy, but we all know that every program cheat. Just the stupid, flagrant, and unlucky get caught. Don't laugh too hard, it's may be us next year.
  13. Cool story, prop to the guy that have balls to do something like this. For me, I would sell everything I own and race to Las Vegas to double down one time.
  14. DB9 definitely the top 5 best looking car!! But I think it should be called DP9 instead. The DP stand for Drop Panties
  15. Or you can just buy the CTS-V.
  16. As if a scooter is not gay enough......damn, and I'm Asian.
  17. Is it a S4 with the 5 cyclinder turbocharge engine?
  18. I always have good sushi at Akai Hana. I'll try Mr. Sushi out.
  19. DOC, you have impecable taste in luxury vehicles. Jones, the '11 A8L have amazing interior, but the exterior is hedious.
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