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Front to back while sitting for maximum cleaning. Standing doesn't allow you as easy access and pushes poop against your cheeks. At least wipe for bulk, then stand if that's your thing. Sometimes, I'll even wet some tp as I'm finishing up to be sure it's squeaky clean, then some dry tp to finish up. If anything I overwipe. Can't buy that heavyduty wipe or I'll clog a toilet from too much wiping. Every other piss I take I do a quick wipe sometimes if I gotta sweaty butt or something. I'm a clean freak.

Where is there an IHOP? And yes, I've had bad IHOP, too, but then I've had 'bad' of just about everything out there at some point. For example, raw chicken fingers from Denny's. I've had more good experiences at IHOP, though. Denny's can be a bit cheaper, but I really don't spend much more at Bob Evans... and it's like 2min from the house. lol

lol The pics capped it. Liar.

Sorry to hear. Hope you find it. I'll definitely be keeping an eye out. I've lived in a few college towns, but there seems like an unusual amount crime and bad shit happening around OSU.

Bumpola.

I wish I had a video of Placentia hill in Costa Mesa, CA. It's not like these here, but still damn scary on a regular skateboard. I made 3 attempts. One of them ended in alot of pain and fear. That was my first attempt. The chocks needed to be seriously tightened to get rid of high speed wobble. Anyway, fun as hell. Made it down the 2nd time. Still, I couldn't imagine some of these. Then again, I'm not 18 and 'invincible' anymore. lol

Having lived around Denny's and IHOP's for most of my life, I'd venture to say that Bob Evans and IHOP are both better than Denny's overall. However, there's always a good chance that this Denny's will be busting ass for some good food and business at least in the beginning. On top of that, nothing makes me want IHOP (and JackNtheBox, for that matter) more knowing I cant have it around here. I wonder if that's the case here with Denny's for some of you.

Read the story about this elsewhere the other day. Apparently, the donkey landed in the water where it was dragged and began to drown to the shock of beach goers. Some people went out to rescue the donkey. If I remember correctly, the donkey did survive but the people who ran the 'event' is going to get fucked by the russian police.

I can see it as a possibility but for a craft that size, I feel it'd be a major airport and it's flight path would be different. The latter is hard to say for sure without watching it again and taking into account the filmer's movement. However, I sky watch nightly, mulitple times at night. It's all I do when I sit outside for 15min to smoke a cig thoughout the night. That thing just doesn't light quite right. Granted, that's not going to look the same with your naked eye, but the way the lights intesify then die down among some other things would have to be caused by the plane turning. At one point, the light intensity changes seem entirely too quick for a large plane. Did you check out the second post of vids? Or at least the first one? Not the greatest quality, but you can see definitely see enough to go, "wtf is that?" lol

Which vid are you referring to?

From this statement I know you didn't watch them all and that if you saw an actual alien, you'd assume it was just an ugly asian with a swollen head. On a serious note, I've lived by an airport and I used to spend quite a bit of time plane watching near one of my old houses in a popular spot. I'm sorry, but nothing about those vids look like planes coming in to land. I'm also familiar with landing lights, the kinds, how they're supposed to blink depending on craft, etc. (Part of the shit I learned while flying with my grandfather.) Anyway, I'll be the first to tell you we aren't alone in the universe, but I'll be the last to believe until I see it in true tangible form. Having said that, I'm not claiming that these are alien crafts with living aliens in them. However, I am saying that they are UFO's (true definition) and very hard to explain away. They are definitely not planes coming in for a landing and can only assume you were partially joking if not completely joking. There are a handful of things wrong with that assumption. be boo bop

Why does that make it bullshit? I've fantasized about robbing an armor car more than I can count on one hand.

Welcome. On a sidenote, is it just me or is everyone who's signed up lately "new members, kinda". Or "I was here before" people. Seems to be a string of those as of late.

Here's a warmup vid: Video: UFO captured over Fresno, CA, July 17, 2010 Even given the quality of the video, you gotta admit that's a damn strange object. http://www.examiner.com/x-2363-UFO-Examiner~y2010m7d21-Video-UFO-captured-over-Fresno-CA-July-17-2010 ========================== It gets weirder... Mothership spawns multiple UFOs over western Pennsylvania, US Though there's been an increase of late in different areas of the world including the US, Penn. has always been a hive of activity, though it's picked up lately, as well. This filmed event is not unique! Similar events have been witnessed/filmed in other parts of the world and US. Anyway, very intriguing, hard to explain, vids. http://www.sott.net/articles/show/212503-Mothership-spawns-multiple-UFOs-over-western-Pennsylvania-US

Umm. Ok. So, you understand the thread title is "Worse place you've had sex in", right? (Let's not stop there.) On top of that, you used a question mark implying, "Eh, I'll put jail. I'm not really sure if that's my worse place, but that's the one I'll go with here." lol

I've never spent time in prison only county. I will say that county institutions in Southern Cali, for example: The Farm and Theo Lacey, are very prison like and those who've stayed at both a federal prison and one of the 3 county jails there will generally tell you they prefer fed. That being said, I was suprised the first time I did a stint at the availability of drugs there. The hooch wasn't suprising, though. Minorities are never mixed. If it was a large live in cell, you may find a group of whites mixed with some minorities. Anyway, those experiences let me know I'd never spend more than a year in imprisoned. No fuckin way. No way you can take care of yourself for that long. Luckily, I'm a big guy and a smart guy and I'm always put with the latinos where, when I have been incarcerated, I've been 'moved' up quickly, so to speak. Crazy story, it's amazing what can happen to you in 2yrs. Guy seems like he has a decent head on his shoulders though you can tell he still has some issues. Who wouldn't? I've had friends on both sides, and even working at a place like that affects you in ways you'd never imagine.

They're both extremist states in their own rights. I've lived extensively in both. They can both float off. Actually, I don't give two shits. As far as Obama being the worse president? You gotta be fuckin kidding me. What has he done so far that would even put him in the running? Now, I'm not defending him as some great president, however, some of the shit that gets thrown around on here is hilarious at best and just absurd at worse.

I actually watched this last night. He seems to actually get a bit broken up at the end. He reminds me a bit of a homeless guy (train bum, actually) who I became friends with in Texas years and years ago. Long story for another time, however.

That's not his guitar. It was acquired for him by the radio show he originally performed for. The tour dates and website came later, as well. U fuckin negative nancy, every pic online is photochopped, gotta hate on everything bastard.

Yeah, but they can just plug theirs by stuffing it full of Chinese citizens.

I find it's amazing the places you're willing to do it when you're 'caught up in the moment'. Yet, had you asked if I'd been crazy enough to do it before that moment, I would've probably said hell no. Eh, probably not. I think I've screwed in more awkward places than normal ones. My most public, yet still car related: Hood of her car with the skirt hiked up in a super packed parking lot with major restaraunts, a movie theater, and the club I bounced at. Sporting the f'n club employee shirt, as well. Nobody ever bothered us. Awesome job.

Hey, all. Looking for a place to rent. Would like a good sized, fenced yard. Really hard to list all the little things we're looking for or not, so we'll go with that and a monthly rent up to $900/month. Preferably north of Highway 70. Must be pet friendly. I will add that my dogs are well behaved and DO NOT destroy property including the yard. If anything, Titan trims limbs that are below 2.5ft in heighth. We have an excellent payment record with no complaints and I know our current landlord will seriously hate to see us go. Thanks.

lol Was just thinking, "How coincendental? I just posted a thread about this kind stuff."

Inspired by the "worst car to have sex in" thread: Pretty self-explanatory. I'm sure I can think of another, but off the top of my head: Daisy and I (Yes, Daisy. And yes, she was country, but fuckin hot.) were walking with a few other people late at night down an old dirt road to one of our friends houses. We decided to kinda split off and find a private spot in what looked like some nice grass. As things got heated and we actually got started, I mean, just started, we both start feeling stings. Seems we chose a spot inhabited by fire ants. Now, if you've never been down south and experienced these tiny little imported acid pissing demons, then you can't understand just how quick these little fuckers'll break a mood. Needless to say, we had to pack up and move on, waiting till later for another chance; much to my dismay.

Some of you aren't using your imaginations. Me being as big as I am, I've had to get imaginative. Front passenger seat in just about anything will work and same goes for a back seat. Even if it's a bucket type back seat. Sit her on the middle hump or vice versa, move the front seats all the way up. My favorite idea of all time was in a 2door Neon ACR I had. We parked to the side of the main entrance gate to her apts. (Mind you, when you pull into this place, your driver door would be at my trunk.) I was dropping her off, but things got a bit heated so we headed to the back seat. Hmm, how am I going to keep people from seeing us or a cop driving by and catching us as we're in view of the main road, as well? Urethra! I got it! So, I fold down the back seats. This gives you alot of room especially if one of you lie down with your head kinda in the trunk. Then you give it to her or she rides you. Next, I hop out of the car, grab the car cover and cover the car. Slip underneath it back into the car, lock the doors where we procede without incident. Tiniest car I've ever done it in? Triumph TR7. Suprising amount of room in the front seat. Toyota Paseo would have to be the 2nd. And I've screwed around in an old Beetle but not actually had sex.