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I feel like I can beat that one in a couple more tries when I have time. I made him lick it up after he was done. http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k58/ImUrOBGYN/StairFall.jpg
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It wasn't meant to be a violent, hate filled post, btw. And I had my doubts as to you being the original photographer/maimer. I even winked in my second post! Geez, learn some smiley etiquette. Addendum: I would still think that was fucked up if that had really happened. Mostly due to the apparent mindset of the killer made apparent by the implied chosen method of killing.
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I'm not a racoon.
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Finally, some justice? http://www.autoblog.com/2007/11/14/karmas-a-bitch-car-burglar-flees-police-nabbed-by-gator-inste
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1. Furries Without the internet these people wouldn’t have found each other. There would be no such thing as defiling a bear costume for your own personal gratification outside of drunken amusement park workers and the odd serial killer. That shit like this even goes on in the world scares the shit out of me. From the normal folks to our kids who may be reading this someday: no, we will not understand… you will get your ass kicked six ways from Sunday if we catch you fucking your teddy bear. Just because our generation started it doesn’t mean we had anything to do with that shit. My god, I just realized this will be a part of the legacy we leave as the first internet dwellers. May history be kinder to us than we have been to it… 2. Nigerians Before the interwebz came along these people were a mere myth. We always heard about the guys in the jungles of Africa that would try to take us for every dime we had with fantastic stories of treasure, but none of us ever really believed it was true. The first email I got from one I was sure I was in for an experience akin to the “Choose Your Own Adventure” books of my childhood. Then, before I could answer, I got another one. Then I got two more. Then a fifth and sixth arrived. Now, I beat up homeless Nigerian men for kicks… 3. Chuck Norris Before the internet, Chuck Norris was just a washed up 80’s action film star who had recently resorted to infomercials. Now, all of a sudden he is a god, made so by those who didn’t even have to live through the crap he put out and called “films”. To those of us who know, he will always be the guy that Bruce Lee owned in a great cinematic performance and legendary ass whuppin all those years ago. There is a reason he hasn’t made a film in over a decade, and that reason is that he sucks… 4. MySpace “Hey, I know! Let’s let people with absolutely no idea what password security is have their own public web space! Every crappy band in the world can peddle their music and all the little girls can talk about how their lives suck. It will be all about friendship and hugs and emoness...” Fuck that. I got a better use for MySpace. It starts right next to the toilet and ends somewhere down in the sewer. And yes… I do have a MySpace page! And I hope it burns in hell! 5. WOW Spending a lot of time on the internet is one thing, but spending that time pretending to be a god damn elf running around fantasy land in a pair of pink tights is an entirely different set of mental instabilities. Getting married or having sex in WOW should be grounds for getting a fellow committed to a mental institution until he is better. If you are going to be addicted to a game (and we all will be at some point in our lives…) at least be addicted to one with a fucking point. 6. LimeWire LimeWire is a scourge on the file sharing community. It is the type of place you go to download a file entitled “Star Wars Episode 3” and after five hours of waiting end up with the fucking Paris Hilton scrogfest. That evil that was perpetrated upon me I wish upon no other human. As one commenter on ShoutWire recently said… “What has been seen cannot be unseen”. The shame caused in admitting just now that I seen that atrocity has caused me to have to take a shit before moving on to number seven… 7. Advertisements For as far as the eye can see there are god damn ads. Everywhere you go on the web someone is trying to sell you something. It’s like a huge fucking shopping mall sometimes. None of it is ever stuff you want to buy. Most of us have never even clicked on an ad. Where do these things lead? To an alternate dimension? Maybe to Jersey? Straight to the bowls of hell?!? The world may never know… 8. Cybersex It’s called masturbation. In the old days, we did the same thing with chicks over the phone and it sucked. Nothing has changed except we traded an actual voice for a few lines of text. It is still you that is touching your own cock. Don’t try to glorify it by referring to it as sex. “I was tapping that ass online!” No, you were spanking your monkey in your parent’s basement. That is not Sparta… not Sparta at all… 9. Ron Paul First of all, never trust a man with two first names. Secondly, this man was a gynecologist. He has been deep inside vaginas you and I have only seen rumors of on shady porn sites. Who would have known that all the campaigning you would ever need could be achieved by hiring hundreds of spammers and setting them loose on the web? Who needs campaign dollars when you have Nigerians...
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I bullshitted my way into an internship{need help}
ImUrOBGYN replied to Chad is Dead's topic in Dumpster
Agreed and if you don't pull it off, eh, who cares? Chalk it up to experience and see if you can't bs your way into a job that'll pay for a trip overseas before they find out you suck? If you're not the type who easily embarasses, then go for it.\! -
The only problem with the breed is they have a unusally high amount of unstable temperments, usually resulting in an overly timid animal. This is a problem with a lot of large breeds especially some of the more recent large breeds that have become popular due to breeding for looks as opposed to looks and temperment and the use of too closely related animals to breed. As I've said before, this is more dangerous than an aggresive dog due to unpredictablility. Of course, this won't be the case with every dog. Just be very selective and make temperment your first deciding factor. One more thing, just because you watch Cesar Milan does NOT make you a professional dog trainer. It's like handing a gun to someone without experience and assuming they'll be professional marksman because the last guy who used it is. Yes, a good gun will help, but know you need more experience. Be sure to do plenty of research and feel free to pm me or whatever.
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The position the dog is using is simply a submissive one. He's probably just not a dominant dog and still may not know his position 'in the pack', so to speak. I can tell you now, a heavy hand and/or discipline will not work on your dog but with time, proper management, and some good training will change him. No two dogs are alike. If you'd seen the behaviour of my gf's dog when I met her and then saw her now, you'd swear she wasn't the same dog. For the jumping, don't acknoledge the dog when it behaves that way. Couple things you can do is ignore it until you've pet the other dogs (start with your most dominant dog first, this should go for everything that involves your dogs) and wait for him to calm down. If he interupts, sternly tell him no, and push him away or just block him out with your body. Honesly, it's really hard to give great advice without spending a bit of time around the dog. Be wary of people who "give golden advice" without even meeting the dog. You wouldn't expect someone to give good advice on how to handle you if they hadn't even met you. And Mike, if you tell him his dog has to be neutered, I will kick you squa in the balls.
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That move is badass! I wanna do that to someone. Btw, this thread is now about that move until some close up pics.
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A bit old. People saw me do that a long time ago. Honestly, I had one of those tiny electric motors on the back tire.
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That's appaling. I'm the type who would've gone out there and fed it. You're lucky I wasn't there or I would rub your damn face in it like a bad, little puppy.
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I wonder how many who post in this thread will really get what you're saying. Bad officiating? Possibly. Excuse as to why OSU lost to Ill? Not even. Possible bad fumble call in the beginning of game? Maybe. But they had the whole rest of the game to not lose. The game was no suprise to me. I knew as long as Juice could connect a few times it would be enough to keep OSU off balance with the play actions and options. Most Big10 teams seem to have probs with that. I even told my gf (Lived most her life in Champaign, Ill) that they would need the turnovers and they would get them from the OSU quarterback in interceptions. They got that, too. 3 of them that cost OSU the game. Not the officiating. Let the hatred of me begin. I apologize for those who are riled up by my opinion.
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Well giving me half my steering linkage, one shock and a small assortment of bolts and calling them 'extra parts' just doesn't cut it for me. ...shit, I forgot cussing. And fuck you! All kidding aside, you just can't make some people happy.
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Because Mamma is spelled with two m's. Why don't you spell it correctly?
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Hmm, maybe plastic bags ARE angels! Kinda trippy, though.
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If it runs like you say, I need that BMW. Now, just gotta figure out what I have to sell...
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Title is fine. How is this even an argument?
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Welcome. "ColumbusRacing.com - Entertaining the automotive world!"
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Seems like it's just water injection. I did, however, after reading this post went looking for their 'plans'. I found the plans for an orthohydrogen engine. If anyone wants them emailed to them, pm me your email address. I'll attach and send it. 14pg long PDF file with video links and instructions. I haven't read past the first page yet.
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WTH did you do to your car, Thorne?
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I agree. Everyone's always hating on him. The man has a knack for fighting. That 'knack' can be directed to other aspects of MMA, WHICH he's doing as we speak. He's actually going in and training ground and stand up. Yes, I'm sure we'd all like to see him go up against somebody big, but he'll have to earn that just like everyone else. Hate all you want, but if you didn't want to watch him or keep up with him, you wouldn't be in the thread.