Here's what I'm sending back. I half-assed it but oh well...
Whats up Berry! Glad to hear from you. No, I am not the original owner of the truck. I actually found it in my neighbor's barn after he was raped and then eventually murdered. I think he was involved in a gang-related drug operation and shit turned sour, I'm not really sure of all the details. Anyway theres neither here nor there. The truck has no vin and no title, not sure why. Don't ask, don't tell!
I raised the price of the truck to $20,000 because I want to buy some new guns and shoes and ill shit like that, I hope thats ok with you. No checks, cash only. Money talks. Also, if you send me nude pics of your wife I might be willing to knock the price down to $19,997. Let me know!
Regards,
Your Daddy