90% of craigslist ads are the same. Hate to sell my baby but yada yada bullshit bullshit, my loss your gain, etc. All those cliche lines people try and use when selling something. "Runs rough but all it needs is *insert routine maintenance item here* and it will run perfect!" What really gets me is when they claim to be selling because they have too many cars and need to downsize, then at the end of the ad say "will consider trades for car X or car Y or maybe car Z". Or when they say "asking 2500 OBO, 2000 is the least I'll take"