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Stranger: hey
You: are you a woman?
Stranger: whats up?
Stranger: no
You: are you gay?
Stranger: no
You: are you Chuck Norris?
Stranger: yes
You: Hi I'm Bruce Lee
Stranger: i killed bruce lee this morning
Stranger: while i was reading the paper
Stranger: and eating breakfast
Stranger: and doing jessica alba
You: I killed Chuck Norris twice while I ate rice cakes
Stranger: all at the same time of course
You: this conversation is epic
Stranger: no
Stranger: i
Stranger: am epic
You: Only Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee can have a convo this epic.. and only Chuck Norris can say a convo this epic is not epic making it an epic convo
You: So do you like pancakes?
Stranger: i invented pancakes
Stranger: it was the day after i killed hitler
You: Thank you
You: for the pancakes... not for Hitler
Stranger: all i had to do was stare into his eyes
Stranger: he was forced to take that pill
You: You are a pretty cool dude. Want to see me naked?
Stranger: i already have
Stranger: but whats 1 more time
You: Sorry I have to go... the peoples house I broke into are pulling into the garage.
Stranger: kk
Stranger: i thought you were going to let me see you naked?
You: I am, I just have to not get arrested first
Stranger: bruce lee cannot get arrested
Stranger: im female btw lol
You: I lied... Im not Bruce Lee, ARE YOU HAPPY!!!
You: A girl...oh, well I'm gay
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