10. I lean when I drive because I have a bad back
9. Everyone should have pistols because Austin, Hal, and Scott said so.
8. Completely wrong... Rap music takes away hp.. thats why we use ipods.
7. Pit crews pants fall down because white people stole their belts.
6. Dale Earnhart deserved it. Hes a douche-canoe.
5. We cant help it if we are always racially profiled. How else would you explain giving someone a speeding ticket during the Daytona 500
4. He's right about the ho's. Have you ever tried getting road head with no passenger seat???
3. Cadillacs are for pimps. #3 is an accurate statment. Ghost riding scrapers ftw!
2. They call it "bailing out and running".. I call it "a car thats on fire"...
1. Who would wear head protection sideways? Thats just stupid.. We dont like nascar because our do-rags dont fit over the helmets!