The amount of fail in this thread is so intense that while driving down the freeway my PDA exploded in my pocket after being alerted by a reported post from Gearhead. That explosion hit my left nut and now I am no longer able to have sex for a week. You owe me a weeks worth of sex and an apology. If you do not do this in the next 2 days I will leave you negative feedback and start a thread about how mad I am that my left nut is bruised. I could blame Gearhead for reporting this thread, but that would be like shooting the messenger.. and I my friend, do not shoot messengers.
In the end this post makes about as much sense as your mom deciding to not take that morning after pill 8 months and 29 days before you were born....