I played Oregon trial on an Apple computer. Dirt is something I am older than.
Kirk, its only downhill if you believe in gravity
Brandon, I am just as long as I am old
Anthony, We should talk about getting me a management position in this club
Thorne, I have to admit I wear a helmet to hide my eyes when I smoke too much weed
Pat, I have to admit I only dance to techno when I'm high and have my helmet on
Steve... Get an LS1
Chris, I am only a virgin because I'm saving myself for you
Adam, what type of happy cloud of smoke is your sig? Since its happy I'm guessing its the good stuff.
Sol, we will always have West Side Story, no one can take that from us!
Johnny Bravo, U Я RITE!
Chad, you have an LS1.. that means I like you
Jones, I will remember this in 2 years when you are officially the new 20!
Chris, you already posted you attention whore. IT MYBDAY!!!!!!!!
Tina, Anthony said it was ok if I come over wearing my bday suit.. I didnt think you would approve so I have decided to wear socks and a hat just to be safe. See ya in a few hours.
Tyler, I have not turned to dust yet. If you watch CSI you would know that decomp takes a little longer than a few hours.
Alex, I actually put viagra and ruffies in my coffee every morning.
Wonderboy, you already posted... WTF!!
Erica, I am having a good one as we speak.. yes I'm talking about something perverted.. yeah baby yeah!!!!!
Scott, thanks for using ebonics. That was the first post in this whole damn thread that I actually understood.
Ashley, See Tina's post. Hal told me the same thing that Anthony did. Be over at 8..... without the socks on
Kyle, You do not have enough posts to wish me Happy Birthday. You need at least 125 posts for your Happy Birthday to be considered an actual happy birthday.
Phil, I did have strippers. I didnt invite you because you have STDs and there was a group orgy planned.
My Psychic abilities are telling me a nice woman with a Scion will wish me happy bday and I will thank her....
Thanks everyone