Tired of TSA scoping out your package at the check point body scanner?  Then what you need is a t-shirt, underwear, and socks with the 4th amendment printed in metallic ink.   
See the x-ray pictures below  
http://cargocollective.com/4thamendment#802869/Metallic-Ink-Printed-T-Shirt   
Inbefore terrorists, not being forced to fly, take a train, bus, car, IM ON A BOAT, your a homo, mitch and sheep.