You are all ghey and this is why (JOKES DON'T GO AND PROVE TO ALL OF US THAT YOU ARE. Unless you really are gay....?)
corvette owner = I like to spend money and be gay about it
camaro = my hair is longer then your girl's and i am gay
anything ELSE with ls1 in it = I wish I owned a corvette but I am not gay enough. but i am still homo
Any other Chevy = AMERICA FUCK YEAH in the butt. gay
mercedes benz = God told me I have too much money so I turned gay
Mustang = I am slow and this made me so mad I went gay
Any other Ford = My mom and dad were gay so I thought I should be too.
audi = I am better then you and gayer then you
volkswagen = I wish I was as gay as an audi owner
subaru impreza = I like dirt tracks and buttsex. gay
evo = I look better then a subaru but I am still gay
mitsubishi owner = i am gay and proud of it
toyota supra = i am awesome and you can't hang with my gayness
nissan owner = I think i'm turning gay I think i'm turn gay i really think so
mazda owner = I had kids so you wouldn't think I was gay
honda owner = mad tyte jdG.A.Y.
acura owner = I am an all grown up honda owner that loves gay penis
jeep owner = I LOVE dirty buttsex more then subaru or evo owners could ever be
dsm owner = i like to take it in my butt over and over again with no lube gay
any RHD car = you can't get any more gayer then this so give up now
And my beater so we can make sure we include everyone
cavalier = i am broke as fuck and gay about it and I dont care