You are all ghey and this is why (JOKES DON'T GO AND PROVE TO ALL OF US THAT YOU ARE.  Unless you really are gay....?) 
 
corvette owner = I like to spend money and be gay about it 
camaro = my hair is longer then your girl's and i am gay 
anything ELSE with ls1 in it = I wish I owned a corvette but I am not gay enough.  but i am still homo 
Any other Chevy = AMERICA FUCK YEAH in the butt. gay     
mercedes benz = God told me I have too much money so I turned gay   
Mustang = I am slow and this made me so mad I went gay 
Any other Ford = My mom and dad were gay so I thought I should be too.   
audi = I am better then you and gayer then you 
volkswagen = I wish I was as gay as an audi owner   
subaru impreza = I like dirt tracks and buttsex. gay 
evo = I look better then a subaru but I am still gay 
mitsubishi owner = i am gay and proud of it   
toyota supra = i am awesome and you can't hang with my gayness   
nissan owner = I think i'm turning gay I think i'm turn gay i really think so   
mazda owner = I had kids so you wouldn't think I was gay   
honda owner = mad tyte jdG.A.Y. 
acura owner = I am an all grown up honda owner that loves gay penis   
jeep owner = I LOVE dirty buttsex more then subaru or evo owners could ever be    
dsm owner = i like to take it in my butt over and over again with no lube gay   
any RHD car = you can't get any more gayer then this so give up now   
And my beater so we can make sure we include everyone 
cavalier = i am broke as fuck and gay about it and I dont care