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  1. Looks like tonight I will be watching Death Race 2000 and Cannonball. Sad story
  2. Just keep the car stock. Welcome to CR.
  3. /sarcasm now you understand the true power of VTEC
  4. She looks like a raver with all those colored bracelets. Make sure you bring candy when you meet her Scott.
  5. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi my name is qwerty Stranger: asdf, nice to meet you You: cr? You: it means nothing You: so tell me about yourself Stranger: Well, I'm the big man. Stranger: And you're a turkey fucker. You: i do like eating turkey You: it is true You: i like chickens better Stranger: What the hell is that supposed to mean. You: chickens taste better then turkey? You: what you don't feel that way? Stranger: Have you got any scientific evidence for this bullshit you're spewing out? You: yes try frying each one in oil You: then eat You: it will speak for itself Stranger: You monster! Stranger: Why would you do that? You: makes it taste better Stranger: Turkey's are our equals. Stranger: *-' Stranger: We should be making love to them, not eating them. You: what are your feeling on sheep? Stranger: It's got a unique taste. You: i know someone on CR who likes to make love to them Stranger: What's CR? You: you ever see a donkey show before? Stranger: Only in real life. You: CR is like that Stranger: Quite nice. Stranger: How was tennis? You: sometimes i do CR with no pants on You: i dont do tennis sorry Stranger: I do everything. Stranger: It's my fetish. You: furries are my fetish You: like cheetara on the thundercats. she is hot Stranger: Wai- Stranger: Wha- Stranger: Carry on. You: THUNDERCATS You: hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Stranger: Let's say you got to go 'one-on-one' with Cheetara, how would that unfold? You: in her butt? Stranger: I like your way of thinking. Stranger: I would hire you if you weren't so anonymous and lacking a picture of yourself naked with a baguette stuck up your bum. You: that is just how i roll You: last night i licked a girls asshole for the first time You: and it was pretty fucking fresh Stranger: The act or the asshole? You: i still fucked her afterwards though You: so what i am saying is if you haven't You: i mean you got to get a girl who bathes properly You: you don't want any bull doggin ass You: you don't want to go there Stranger: It's OK to go ass to mouth in the heat of the moment. You: but what im saying You: if you getting down with a girl... who has good personal hygine You: you should lick her butthole You: because it was pretty fuckin fresh and i liked it a lot Stranger: I'm not really a ladies' man... Stranger: I'm a turkey man. Stranger: I'm the big man. Stranger: And you're a turkey fucker. You: you should try it at least once You: at least i am not an uncle fucker Stranger: Hey, to each his own. You: no my way is right and you are wrong Stranger: That's what I said. Stranger: Totally. Stranger: How old are you? You: hey do you like movies about gladiators? Stranger: Yes. Stranger: A lot. You: really? Stranger: Yeah, have you seen that movie Stranger: Gladiator Stranger: And Stranger: ... Stranger: And Stranger: ... Stranger: Yeah, that. Stranger: It was pretty good. You: what about others? You: You ever been in a cockpit before? Stranger: Yes. Stranger: Does World Trade Center ring a bell? You: have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison? Stranger: Tu-Turk Stranger: No. Stranger: I have not. You: 9/11 Stranger: 11/9 more like it. You: no that isn't the right date Stranger: You want to date? Stranger: I'd love to! Stranger: Where, how, when?! Stranger: I thought you'd never ask! You: Have you ever seen a grown man naked before? Stranger: ... Stranger: I guess I've seen my dad? You: i havent i was just curious Stranger: Haven't you got a dad? You: no Stranger: Aw, man. Stranger: I'm sorry. You: yeah it is bad chapter in my life Stranger: What about your mother? You: she is a whore i don't talk to her Stranger: Goddamn, Rorschach, that's pretty hardcore. You: i killed my dad when he told me my pinewood derby car would never win You: he was very mean to me Stranger: But not anymore! Stranger: Justice has been done. Stranger: Light once again shines upon the Shire. You: something like that Stranger: I must say. Stranger: You're incredibly boring to talk to. Stranger: I mean that in a bad way. You: you are not any better You: you need to work on it Stranger: I don't need to be a chef to know the food is bad. You: i wasn't cooking food You: are you confused Stranger: Well. Stranger: I guess we both need training. Stranger: I'm going to continue mine, are you too? You: how can we train together Stranger: WE SIT UNDER WATERFALL Stranger: AND TRAIN Stranger: FOR DAYS You: that sounds pretty kinky You: is that normal Stranger: Yes. Stranger: Yes, it is. You: oh just checking i was scared for a minute You: like i had a mini heart attack You: must be from all the chicken i eat You: fried Stranger: Very blackish. You: with hot sauce Stranger: Yummy. Stranger: Is it male hot sauce? You: what does blackish mean? You: is that some kind of racial slur? Stranger: It's a horse in the lord of the rings... You: that sounds nerdy You: i don't follow you Stranger: Oh, yeah? Stranger: Gimli gets your spot, then. You: i have to pee real bad You: like my teeth are floating You: but this is so interesting i can't leave Stranger: Very much so. You: cr? Stranger: I don't think it's normal for teeth to be floating. You: it happens a lot i have a mouth full of pee Stranger: But pee is- Stranger: Isn't pee poisonous? You: u never had pee in your mouth? You: you can drink your pee once You: after that it is poisonous You: didn't you ever watch water world? You: what country are you in? Stranger: England. Stranger: You? You: USA You: i know they have movies in England I was there a few months ago You: they have a lot of Wii avertisments too Stranger: We have a lot of things in England. Stranger: We invented your country. You: i know i saw lots of things when i went You: even the boston tea party coffee shop You: that was pretty neat Stranger: You know your way around, chap. You: Bath was an interesting city Stranger: Why don't you start living in the superior country? You: because every place i ate at they had no idea what the drink Mt Dew was You: i forbidded myself to ever live in england because of that You: all you guys drink is pepsi and coke You: that gets boring Stranger: You could export it there. You: that gets expensive You: also no one had fried chicken wings You: that is a no no You: but the fish and chips was awesome You: over here we don't have pieces of fish bigger then your plate Stranger: We do try. You: you guys have French made cars though You: that is pretty gay You: it was worse when that was the car i rented for the week Stranger: Well, we like to make the French make our stuff. Stranger: It's easier that way. Stranger: Quality goes down, but it's a work load off our mind. You: i only saw one ford mustang over there on the M3 You: you guys need to get with the times You: and get a real car Stranger: Such as? You: what city town/village do you live in anyways? Stranger: London. You: because i visited about 10 when i was there You: oh london that place was a rip off You: it was like being in new york city You: I wont go back to London when I visit England again Stranger: YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE QUEEN You: i might go back to Glastenbury thiough You: the queen is overrated You: what is up with the street signs in your country You: for real You: there are no directions on them You: just cities or towns plus the name of the road You: if you don't know what tiny villages are on your way to a desination then you get lost real quick You: here we have the highway name plus the direction the road travels. You: it is much easier that way Stranger: But- Stranger: Everyone in England knows every village. Stranger: It's just you Americans with your big cars and lack of knowledge of the English area. You: heh isn't that the same for any person visiting your country? Stranger: Oh, no. You: we even have a numbering system for our highways Stranger: I'm pretty sure it's just Americans. You: Even numbers always run east and west You: Odd numbers always run north and south You: oh and the turn abouts or round abouts in your country LOL You: no traffic lights this is new You: I must say the street I live on does have a traffic circle You: but we go counter clockwise around it You: and you said i was boring at least i am talking You: hey did you fall asleep on me? You: or you masterbating too hard to type? Stranger: adsfä Stranger: Falling asleep, man. You: it isn't that late there Stranger: It's 3:23 AM here. You: we still have diners open at 3am You: you guys shut down at 9pm or sometimes earlier You: what is up with that? Stranger: Depends on the diner. Stranger: If there are whores available or not. You: we have some places that serve food 24/7 i didn't find anything like that You: not even in Oxford the college town You: i thought for sure something there would be open real late but i was wrong Stranger: Well, you know. Stranger: Err. Stranger: French cars. Stranger: And all that jazz. You: Pegouets? You: or however it is spelled Stranger: Peugot? You: yes that is it You: remember i r dumb american You: fat too Stranger: I bet you are. Stranger: All Americans are fat. You: workaholic You: i am still at work right now Stranger: You should watch some porn. Stranger: Lighten things up. Stranger: Invite the boss. Stranger: Two fat cocks together. Stranger: Oil. You: this is hot enough for me You: i will watch porn later Stranger: The boss will be disappointed in you. Stranger: You might get fired. You: he isn't here You: he left 4 hours ago Stranger: That's what you think. Stranger: Did you check the cleaning cabinet? You: no i talked to him on his blackberry You: he is at home Stranger: He loves you, man. Stranger: He totally does. You: i bet You: that is why he married someone else Stranger: He didn't think he had a chance with you You: well i am going to go to the bar now since work is over You: eat friend chicken and have a cold pint or 5 You: you know how it is with fat kids You: alcohol doesnt affect me until i drank 6 Stranger: They have fried chicken at the bar? You: HELL YES THEY DO Stranger: That's quite a bar you have. You: why wouldn't they? Stranger: Why am I not invited? You: they have a full 5 page menu at the bar. many choices Stranger: Y U H8 ME? You: hop on a plane You: you are buying the first round when you get here You: deal? You: or no deal? You: i will show you what real pub life is all about You: respect Stranger: Why You: thjen later you can show me your big ben Stranger: Should I buy the first round? You: AMIRITE? You: that is how it works in this country don't ask questions You: just do it Stranger: That's what they told me in the toll when I went to America. Stranger: Then they raped me. You: sounds normal You: we like butt sex for sure You: ok really you are cutting into my drinking time You: have a good night You: carry on and whatever you guys like to say You have disconnected.
  6. 87GT

    cubical life

    I have a sign on my desk that says "If your request is REALLY URGENT I would have done it already".
  7. Videos work fine. I now own a wii. Now I like it. The running part in wii fit is nice when you set it on a long stage. I am always running with the dog.
  8. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: THUNDERCATS Stranger: ha ha Stranger: the fucking thundercats! Stranger: that was a great cartoon You: hoooooooooooo? Stranger: MAIL DISPATCHER NEEDED TO WORK FOR US . THE JOB DOESNT ENTAILS MUCH. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HAVE OUR MAILS RECEIVED,RECORD AND FORWARDED TO US . MUST BE COMPUTER LITERATE AND MUST SPEAK ENGLISH FLUENTLY. YOU WILL EARN 800-1000/month and 250/week depending on the job carried out.Email me at andrewmike001@live.com if interested. Stranger: ? You: do you remember cheetara? Stranger: un toque de kush Stranger: i don't know Stranger: i remmeber dark wing duck Stranger: that shit was tight You: but you have seen thundercats before? Stranger: yeah Stranger: but i doin't rememebr too much of it You: cheetara was the hot one Stranger: yeah Stranger: nice Stranger: i porbably got my first boner by her You: me too You: she was the reason i became a furry Stranger: oh u are a furry? You: it was her fault You: plus the TV Stranger: oh ok You: do you like furries? Stranger: not my thing You: i don't like darkwing duck that much You: Tailspin was a good show Stranger: do you smoke drugs? You: are you a cop? Stranger: hell no You: then who wants to know Stranger: me nigguh You: i don't trust you with such information Stranger: gargoyles was tight You: i will have to use the sword of omens on you You: i need to see inside you first Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  9. THUNDERCATS BOMB h000000000000000 You: THUNDERCATS Stranger: ASSEMBLE!! You: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You: cheetara was the hottest one Stranger: hahaha Stranger: I've never watched it, actually... Stranger: do they even say assemble? You: no that is another cartoon You: you fail Stranger: oh, shows what I know You: cheetara was so hot she started my furry obsession Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey! Have you heard about the new acai berry diet! I lost 56lbs from eating acai berry forumla 1000. Wanna get more info? You: THUNDERCATS Stranger: lol. You: hooooooooo? Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: what? You: cheetara was the hottest one You: don't you agree? Stranger: thundercats! You: do you know of the thundercats? Stranger: nah man, shernf shernf You: tell me of the acai berries Stranger: hahaha, i dunno about them You: i like to drink them in v8 fruit fusion Stranger: i just liike to do that to people You: is very tasty drink You: oh i see Stranger: really You: you are a big fat phony Stranger: i dont think i can get that kind of v8 where i live You: HEY GUYS LOOK AT THE BIG FAT PHONY Stranger: hahahahahahaha, THE BIG FAT PHONY Stranger: HEY LOOK AT THE PHONY Stranger: THE PHONY Stranger: THE BIG FAT PHONY You: cheetara was the reason why i became a furry lover Stranger: so you like hairy pussy! is that what you are saying?!!?!? You: no just people who dress up like animals Stranger: oh, Stranger: wtf. Stranger: lol. You: like sexually they turn me on Stranger: weird. You: just like cheetara Stranger: oh cool. Stranger: lol. Stranger: so you wanna do a cat? You: NO Stranger: oh! You: just someone who dresses up like one Stranger: a person dressed as a cat You: a women most of the time Stranger: what about a person dressed as a human- like me Stranger: most of the time women?? but sometimes men?? You: sometimes You: women look better as cats You: don't you agree? You: where did you go Stranger: i dont like women dressed as cats Stranger: lol Stranger: just mnormal women Stranger: you must like halle berry You: that gets boring real quick You: yeah i like her as catwoman You: but a woman doesn't have to dress up as a cat Stranger: hahaha You: cows do fine Stranger: i knw Stranger: WTF Stranger: lol.. You: with udders to play with You: you know what i am sayin? Stranger: you are fucking with my baked head aye? You: oh you are baked? Stranger: very. You: under the influence ? You: of what substance i am just curious Stranger: do you partake? You: are you a cop? Stranger: HAHAHA Stranger: no Stranger: i live in new zealand. You: who wants to know? Stranger: lol. You: oh that country is far away from here Stranger: dont answer then, i was just asking,. You: i have read that they are very strict on drug laws Stranger: i am stoned. not on anything other than weed. Stranger: no, you must have read wrong haha. You: good man Stranger: cannabis here is like...canada Stranger: laws not really enforced You: oh really? i didn't know that You: do you have coffee shops like canada and holland? Stranger: meth is quite strict Stranger: no no coffee shops. just a lot of head shops and grow shops You: so you grow your own ? Stranger: haha, no. You: oh Stranger: have friends. Stranger: so do you partake or no? You: there was something called hempfest last weekend in my city You: a lot of people go there every year Stranger: cool! yeah we just had j-day You: i must say when i was in college i might have been around some of that smoke You: seeing as hempfest is done on a big college campus =) Stranger: hahaha, haha how old are you now? You: 27 Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: im only 19 You: my name is buck and i like to fuck You: cat girls that is Stranger: haha and 19 year old dudes or something? You: only if you dress up like an animal Stranger: hmm, no. Stranger: lol. Stranger: k uhhh Stranger: i might go now. You: just make sure the next girl you are doing has a tail Stranger: haha, ok i will remember that tonight. You: and make sure you are not seeing things because of the drugs You: touch it and stroke it make sure it is real Stranger: drugs? what drugs? aha Stranger: stroke what You: and remember THUNDERCATS is the best cartoon ever made Stranger: lol? the tail? Stranger: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  10. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey ... 24 | M | Holland ... looking for hot chat with a guy ... you're in? You: i am a hot guy for sure Stranger: sweet You: i have a big penis Stranger: cute is fine You: yes You: what about you? Stranger: suckable size You: what is your name? Stranger: stranger Stranger: where are you from? You: My name is Cthulhu I come from the the sunken city of R'lyeh Stranger: I like to sink deep You: what do you look like? Stranger: 1.84m, 76k, curley hair, blue eyes Stranger: u? You: i will need to convert those numbers You: in google Stranger: haha Stranger: sorry You: what is it in english please? Stranger: no idea You: I have a hideous appearance and I am gargantuan in size Stranger: sounds cute You: I sort of look like a half man half octopus Stranger: so you have a lot of penisses ? yeah! You: i guess you could say that You: my face looks of pure evil Stranger: sweet Stranger: and you can suck yourself You: sometimes if i am drunk You: I like to drink PBR beer have you tried it? Stranger: nope, don't know Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  11. Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: where? Stranger: g Stranger: wj\ Stranger: \\ You: i like the letter e You: i don't like g's Stranger: where Stranger: china You: i hail from the planet mars You: i am a destroyer of worlds Stranger: really You: i must research everyone before I plan an attack You: yes really this is no joke Stranger: when You: when i feel like it You: you will never know Stranger: i know Stranger: forever You: every time I look in the mirror I am reminded of how awesome I am You: and how I will crush everyone in my path Stranger: the same as me You: you feel that way? Stranger: not all Stranger: a little You: well then i guess we can't destroy worlds together Stranger: good Stranger: i believe we can You: you type slow Stranger: 、 You: type faster? You: I must get back to randomly probing humans anally. You: I can put you top on my list if you wish Stranger: ok Stranger: i'm busy Stranger: you know You: me too I need to take a shower Stranger: the guy from the mars Stranger: haha You: showers take all day on mars Stranger: yeah? You: yes why didn't you know You: i thought you were smart Stranger: the earth is better than tha mars Stranger: i think You: lol silly human You: my city is underground Stranger: i am serious You: you would never understand how awesome it is unless you saw it with your own eyes You: your planet will never evolve to this level of awesome Stranger: i love our earth You: you should all just give up Stranger: all my heart You: yes give your heart to me You: i will enjoy that Stranger: you say u from mars You: no joke mars here Stranger: how can u speak english You: i learned it because most everyone I talk on her speaks the earth english You: i told you i am studying before i destroy earth Stranger: how Stranger: don't do it pl You: with a huge laser how else do you blow up a rock? You: you humans are slow Stranger: i'm the superman You: and inintelligent You: superman? Stranger: i can stop u You: how on while I load my kryptonite shield Stranger: u should do your usiness You: hold even You: thats better You: what were you saying human superman? Stranger: never Stranger: strng You: the probing never stop Stranger: handsome You: watch your butt tonight i might be at your house You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
  12. Mine is still for sale. Comes with 3 chargers and games. Look at it below http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65124
  13. That is better then 80 stock lulz
  14. This is what I have used for the longest on my ds lite http://www.modchipstore.com/M3-DS-Simply-Slot-1-solution-homebrew-backups-microsd-16419.html
  15. That hole looks like perfect size for a touch screen LCD. Maybe the owner had a car pc or gps navigation in it. Good idea picking up a honda though I like it
  16. 87GT

    Ammo Alert

    no 45 acp or 357 magnum no care
  17. Any beer that has bud in the name is worthless. FYI
  18. http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/6500/633691787332353910mspai.jpg
  19. Josh the build looks nice. Keep up the good work.
  20. I hate doing that. After watching a horror movie where a plumber taped the switch to the off position and this haunted house demon pushed the switch down still freaks me out. I turn off the power to my house if I have to put my hand my disposal.
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