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Top Gun soundtrack is the only thing on my mp3 player.

She is "full figured".

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I needed to pee real bad. I almost went outside my car and pee on the road. I was in the middle lane so it wouldn't matter where I went someone would see me. Everyone can watch me.

I passed that semi turned over on its side going 65. It wasn't until like 60 seconds later I get to stopped traffic. I must of got there right after it happened. 2 minutes after I was stopped the ambulance comes.

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NO SHIT. That is why you eat the shredded cheese. It saves some time before your very quick ass movement

Yeah you get that much cheese to block up your anus from the shit storm that rolls in after eating.

same thing happened to me

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YOU CAN ALL EAT A DICK. Whoever was part of the "pileup" I ran into on 270 east right by the 71 exit 945pm needs to suck on a frozen piece of shit. You made me and about 500 other cars and trucks come to a dead stop for over 2 hours. That shit was so boring. I had nothing but a cd player in my car the whole time. I would of rather eat a bloody diarrhea sandwich out of a horses ass then to sit on 270 with my car off. THERE ISN'T EVEN ANY SNOW ON THE GROUND. The ground was wet and you fuckers always forget about black ice. You guys should stick a rusty fork up your butthole until it comes out your mouth. This happens everytime there is the first snow of the year. AND I am not even going into 670west being flared off and closed right after 71. There was probably other accidents all over the place with how my night went. I just drank 3 beers in 1 minute. I am starting to feel the buzz now. Good times at least I am at home now. die kthx

I only own 1 car. 97 cavalier with 16" wide tires.

Mine locks up all the time

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I have an invite to give away on a private porn only torrent site. But you guys all suck so none for you!

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Go to India and have to "choke a bitch" ?

If you say it fast it sounds like 2 words 1) negative word to describe a black person 2) Steal as in Please steal my car

lawlz HHAHAHAHAHAHA that is so bad

never happens you mean?

lol

I walked in a blizzard before to get a 12 pack.

My cat does this if I piss him off or if his litter box is dirty and/or he can't get to it. Seriously my cat gets moody real easy. If the cat keeps pissing in the same spot more then once put their food and water dish there. Cats will not piss near their food at all. So make sure the little box is no where near food. My little boxes are in the basement and food is in the kitchen. He is fine as long as I don't leave my house for more then 2 days straight.

Car is worth 10-15 EASY just easy bro.

I went with the 9800GT for once since my whole life I only bought ATI cards. Works out since I again have something I've never had before, an AMD processor.