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Mopar

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  1. Why the hell is the noob posting in noob threads, you need at least like 100+ posts before you can enjoy bashing new members. In your case make it 500 ya fucking noob.
  2. Ahhhh feels good not to be alone anymore. I remember your dads car too, if I'm not mistaken... its been around for years.
  3. Everyone makes mcsteaks. Stolen joke for the lulz
  4. Something hits with 15s I assume?
  5. Mopar

    april 23

    I'll save you a seat thursday. That way if I were to spill some crumbs on the table, you can use your chin broom to sweep it off for me.
  6. Similar to bogarts, but a street version. http://centerlinewheels.com/wheels_detail.php?mw_id=34&sw_id=679
  7. Looks familar I think, not a whole lot of hatch fox bodies running around so they tend to stick in your memory. I keeeed keeeed
  8. I can't believe your company is hanging you out to dry like that. Seek council for sure, there has to be something you can do. Hope everything works out for you.
  9. Betcha wish you wouldn't have made this thread now.
  10. Whew, quarter in a can right there. Thats a lot of blocking, looks like it turned out well. I wanna see it painted.
  11. At least it looks clean as fuck, after that description I was expecting to see a ragged out piece of shit........ on second thought, it's a clean ragged out pos.
  12. Mopar

    fap?

    I clicked the link and......... I jizzed. in. my pants
  13. All those years of shotguns/beer bongs lol, I'm so ready for beer fest
  14. Hope he is better at launching that thing now, musta been just getting used to the sticky tires.
  15. Mopar

    Jessica Biel

    She is sooo sexy. I was fapping to these yesterday. Waiting for the video
  16. Does she know you craig.... I mean really know "all" about you?
  17. Hmmm. Thats really close to my house.
  18. Mopar

    Quick joke

    A man buys himself a new harley, he adds a personalized emblem to the front of it. Problem is whenever it rains it keeps falling off. He finally figured out if he rubbed ky jelly on it, it won't fall off. His girlfriend comes home from work one day saying that her parents wanted them to come over for dinner. It was a nice day so they decided to take the bike. When they get there, she tells him to not say anything at dinner. He asks why, she says whoever speaks has to do the dishes. They walk in and the man glances in the kitchen to see dishes piled damn near to the ceiling. He says to himself I'll get someone to say something. So in the middle of dinner, he grabs his girlfriend throws her on the table and starts fucking her. Her parents stare in disbelief, but don't say a word. He finishes and can't believe it didn't work. He then grabs her mom and starts fucking her on the table again, no one says anything. Disappointed he sits back down, trying to figure out another strategy. He looks outside and notices its starting to sprinkle. He stands up and removes the ky jelly from his pocket, only to hear her dad scream I'll do the dishes.
  19. Mopar

    Quick joke

    A man says to his wife, honey let me cum in your ear. Shocked at his question, she replies with a no. He asks why not, she tells him she could go deaf or something. He pauses for a second and says bullshit, I cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up.
  20. Shits fake. Thats crazy looking though.
  21. Oh man I hate that, if you have a normal street tire on the front of your car...... do not drive through the water box. I have seen this done countless times, moisture on the starting line ftl
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