A man buys himself a new harley, he adds a personalized emblem to the front of it. Problem is whenever it rains it keeps falling off. He finally figured out if he rubbed ky jelly on it, it won't fall off. His girlfriend comes home from work one day saying that her parents wanted them to come over for dinner. It was a nice day so they decided to take the bike.
When they get there, she tells him to not say anything at dinner. He asks why, she says whoever speaks has to do the dishes. They walk in and the man glances in the kitchen to see dishes piled damn near to the ceiling. He says to himself I'll get someone to say something.
So in the middle of dinner, he grabs his girlfriend throws her on the table and starts fucking her. Her parents stare in disbelief, but don't say a word. He finishes and can't believe it didn't work. He then grabs her mom and starts fucking her on the table again, no one says anything. Disappointed he sits back down, trying to figure out another strategy. He looks outside and notices its starting to sprinkle. He stands up and removes the ky jelly from his pocket, only to hear her dad scream I'll do the dishes.