sol740

So if you take the police, and multiply them by the homeless it equals entertainment ? Who knew.

Look !!! Its the rare and illusive Douchebagious-Homoeroticus ... and his prey. http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/abc_Leon-Letts_phelps_090212_mn.jpg

I can give anyone here super herpes for free.

IT HAS BEGUN !!! http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k21/sol740/cars032.gif

Well, in that case ... We should do lunch, I carry little jugs of milk with me at all times just for occasions like that. So you're ... using ... your mind ... to ... post this ? *Bows down to super admin*

Fuck that !!! God was punishing those people !!! Just like he punished all those polio kids back in the day, we fucked that up good too.

I totally dig it.

Longer ... but crossing fingers because do want so bad.

Welcome noob, clean rides. Oh, and black wheels>your wheels

LMAO ...

Reading all the interesting comments.

You wanna say that to my fucking face pal !?!?

I always heard those called "Turduckens". EDIT: It looks like a headcrab from Halflife.

Who made the long-winded joke at the person with some of the fewest words per post ? How many paragraphs do I have to type.

DA NA NA NA NA NEH ! DA NA NA NA NA NEH ! DA NA NA NA NA NEH ! DA NA NA NA NA NEH NEH !

Glad to hear your ok. Too bad about the beast.

The so-callled "wind" is just a global conspiracy to get you to hide for an hour in your homes. Ducking and covering in paralyzing fear, as government agents from Chussia (the new red threat) tap into water facilities, and deposit a sarin derivative that rather than attempt to break your nervous system, only causes gastral cramps of the like you've never felt, nor ever dared imagine. Only by causing you to shit out most of your intestinal system linings, would they have enough time to break into your homes (while you lye on the bathroom floor, doubled over, helplessly spewing the unspeakable all over your wifes newly purchased bathroom decorations) and take the lint liners out of every midwestern dryer. Why lint liners ? I'll tell you why you fucking morons, cause in each slat of lint lay the bundled remains of every piece of clothing you own, or have ever owned ... and not just you ... every damn person in your house. By taking the wadded collection of garments out of your dryer, they now have unfettered access to your intermolded epidermal remains. But why would the seemingly peaceful peoples of the "The Users Republicalish Of Chussia" want to do with your DNA ? To make clones you fucking retards. After Chussia has your DNA, they will continue their, till recent, secret takeover of Pfizer, AstraZeneca, and other health related conglomerates, ceasing the production of many needed, and prescribed meds and devices. Now the only cure to your ails is to buy your own cloned organs from an overseas red giant. Which will be produced on the cheap, and thoroughly inflated to near unaffordable levels. Thus making our "comrades" very wealthy indeed. What would a bunch of commies want with money you ask ? Wouldn't you like to know.

I pretend they broke up after the black album. I also pretend Lars Ulrich is dead from attempting to stuff himself with one too many penises. Or is it penii ?

Zoophilia ?

I generally start at 20% and begin going up or down points based on effort. No one has gotten down to 0%, but I know the 5% tip is just as insulting. I waited tables when I was 19, and I can honestly say that there were occasions when my service may not have been its best, but even on my worst days I tried to brush it off so my customers wouldn't stiff me, thus making my day worse. Oh, and asking for more of a tip should be glove-slap worthy.

So they're using the 4b11 engine, but only going for 210hp ? The EVOX meanwhile with the same engine makes 295hp, and the more closely priced Lancer Ralliart I think makes 235hp.

How about a lifelong debate that will never go anywhere. Cause I can offer that. Happy Bday.

Welcome, awaiting pics.

That was awful. RIP.

Ill take 2 of each, but I'll take 3 of #2.