sol740

That thar is sooo purdy !

Anything new transformers sucks, including this.

I always thought they looked cool.

This country is full of pussies because of guns. I'm sticking to my claymore from this day on.

I had a guy throw a butt out his window and it bounced and bounced, and nailed my just-polished car. I sped up and got to his drivers side and put two bullets into his face.

Welcome, nice intro.

Shes a class one whore. True story. They should've made her walk up and down the street she littered on, and pick up all the trash.

There's so much win in this thread, that I'm too embarrassed to post any clever "WIN" jpegs, because even they will fail amongst all this win.

Theres only one way to settle this fellas ... thats on the street. A dance-off.

LMAO

LMAO, now that I think of it, ya I did get a glance, fuck em, don't they get reimbursed for those things anyway or am I totally wrong here ?

Awwww ... surbo-juiced.

I believe the syntax I'm looking for is ... "Ohhh ... snap ..."

Vomit smells worse than cigs, so now you're just as bad.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-Trucks___02-COUPE-MONSOON_W0QQitemZ380096880665QQddnZCarsQ20Q26Q20TrucksQQddiZ2282QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item380096880665&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=65%3A7|39%3A1|240%3A1318#lg I know some of you folks love them fbodies, bitch is clean. Is the price high though ? Wonderboy future buy ? If this is a repost please delete this thread mods, and don't forget to infract me.

You think any less happened to anybody else that didn't read the stickies ? Which leads me to this ... Look at the date of that thread. You got it easy, go read some of the earlier fail threads, and see how bad some people got it. You'll also figure out why we get a little annoyed with the noobs that don't put a little effort in. Now its true some (probably me included) got carried away, and the mods reeled us in, which is what you posted. Now for the most part people are trying to direct you to the non-fail section of the train (not hal), through humorous encouragement, hell I still haven't repped you yet, and I'm still trying to be semi-nice. Don't call me guy, Pal. LOL

They'd raid your house, than they'd ravage and defile all of your pies.

I want a Palm Pre to replace my mogul6800.

Thanks for the comment, I dig your r32, looks very clean. Now onto your iffy intro, and your dipshit reply to the rest of the forum. When a noob wants to get in the club, so they may partake of all the secret goodies, and club-schwag that only being a member of columbusracing.com offers, due to the overall "kick-ass" nature of the prizes and sexual favors provided (mostly by paul), we look for a specific set of skills to be exemplified during the general hazing procedure. The severity of this process is in full control of the end-user, and is directly proportional to the previously stated "dip-shitted-ness" of the EU's first, and follow up posts. A guide has been provided at the top of the very page you came to. You really didn't start off too bad, and most folks were probably just waiting for a picture or two of your cited "harem of vehicles", before welcoming you into the fold (probably not Hal though). Than you went and had to be a dick to everyone, and talk about how the only thing you wanna do is "blah blah blah" anyway, so now you're not going to get any welcoming cake. Which is terribly sad because its moist, and delicious.

Jeez, you don't facial her thumbs ... well ... I suppose with some magic marker you could make little smiley faces and she could twiddle her thumbs and make a squeaky voice "Oh ... oh ... on my faces !" Not that I think about that kind of thing.

Whats sad is a well-built, boosted, juiced civic would be a god damn fast car. Its just I hear so much talk about "some douche and his super civic" I immediately think BS.

Good price, on list.

I read this than my brain kersploded. As for the turbo-nawzed civic, I am too scared to make fun of it.

That's the very can I was talking about. Though I've grown tired of that subject on this forum. So my opinion, in summation is ... GO POT !

Of course now you open a whole other can o worms.