I know its a little different but to put on bicycle grips at work we use cheapo hairspray. Works excellent and they usually have to be cut off because they stick on so well.
Im just giving him shit and I realize he is giving me shit. If it was not obvious by the posts then somebody that has an issue with it just can't read.
So what if you don't smoke but use your laptop in a place where smoking is allowed? Such as a cafe, pub or something. Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.