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  1. Urban dictionary ftw guido A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area. WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear. NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted. GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. "wiggers," A.K.A. "wegros;" urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy's. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predecessor; it is usually just their choice of attire and use of slang and poor speech skills that differentiate them from the classic guido. Most guidos are distrusting of non-whites despite the fact some of their attire and music can be traced to non-white origins. PASSTIMES/RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES: Guidos enjoy beating up a non-white or homosexual while assisted by a group of 5-10 guido friends backing them up; engaging in date rape; and displaying their lack of rhythm by dancing poorly in the middle of a club's dance floor while non-guidos look on in disbelief.
  2. Probably. I changed it to be safe.
  3. Probably, still hilarious.
  4. 3.1cutlass

    Epic Date

    This is hilarious and the pictures make it even more hilarious. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&CJAID=10409403&CJPID=3196496
  5. What a flaming faggot...
  6. Real is the only way to go! Nothing like the smell of a Blue Spruce.
  7. Did you see the numbers? Ingram had 227 votes and Gerhart had 222. Closest race ever.
  8. Mark Ingram. Well deserved win for him.
  9. Who should win and why? http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa72/mckinney16/fbmp.jpg http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs100.snc3/16763_516986479271_148000027_30721466_8310710_n.jpg
  10. Have fun not making the playoffs at all. (for the record I do not claim to be a fan of any NFL team)
  11. Triple RE http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=74610 http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=74607
  12. THere are other companies such as Nike that have not ran his ads in weeks.
  13. I ended up 7th locally with 9,332,093,500. I didnt start anywhere near when the game started though.
  14. http://theinnerdoor.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/littlegun.jpg
  15. 3.1cutlass

    OchoCinco

    I agree i think it was great and he is hilarious but the NFL's fines are retarded.
  16. 3.1cutlass

    OchoCinco

    Thats the most bullshit fine i have ever seen. He wasnt even on the field.
  17. Forgot about that place. Also REALLY good.
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