This is for those of you who do not understand the urban culture, and therefore cannot translate those true lyrics of the new hip hop legend, Soulja Boy. After the GRAMMY’S NOMINATED Soulja Boy for his latest ringtone hit, “Crank That Soulja Boy”, Columbus Racing will now decipher this hit for yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Crank Dat Soulja Boy (translated)
(translations made from urbandictionary.com)
soul·ja [sohl-jah]
-noun
1. a rag on head wearing, weed smoking thug or gangbanger, worthless turd who sits around all day drinking "40's" and lives off his baby mama’s welfare because he has no ambition to work; not to be confused with real "Soldiers" who actually fight and stand for something.
2. usually a man who grew up on the streets. Slang. for "soldier" like in the army, battles in combats, knows how to use a gun to kill, their ghetto being their "turf" or war zone. [definitions given in 2005]
su·per·man [soo-per-man]
-noun
1. when you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you and she falls asleep and you masturbate and cum on her back then stick the bed sheet onto her back so when she wakes up it sticks to the cum and she has a cape like Superman. [definitions given in 2005]
Bathing Apes [bāth-ing-āps]
-noun
1. amazing, yet EXTREMELY expensive shoes.
2. shoes worn by soulja boy, colorful succulent kicks that come in all flavaz, look best on black people.
3. a type of gangster shoe. It has a star on it, also known as "Bapes" for short term.
[definitions given in 2007]
su·per·soak [soo-per-sohk]
-verb
1. to ejaculate on someone making someone drip in cum as if soaked with a supersoaker.
2. to explode semen all over a girl to give the effect of being drenched by "water" by a popular water gun.
[definitions given in 2007]
rub·ber·band·man [ruhb-er-band-man]
-noun
1. an elastic loop of rubber that can be used for various things. Slang. a reference to a rubber band holding together a large amount of dollar bills.
example…
Can you tie that bag with a rubber band?
Jay- "Those rims must of cost a lotta money."
Sean- "Yeah, for real. I had to pop a couple of rubber bands on them"
[definitions given in 2004 and 2006]
Roo·se·velt [roh-zuh-velt]
-noun
1. a typical lean-n-rock dance that involves swinging your hand over your lower stomach while thrusting your pelvis and legs forward in one swift motion.
2. sexual position where you have sex while you're in a wheelchair (you cannot be a paraplegic or else it's just sex in a wheelchair).
[definitions given in 2007]
…after knowing these definitions, enjoy this GREAT, GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATED SONG!
"Crank Dat Soulja Boy"
[Chorus: x2]
Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it, Watch me roll
Watch me crank that soulja boy
Then superman that hoe
Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) X 4
[Verse 1:]
Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Superman that hoe
Then watch me crank that Robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haters man
When I do that soulja boy
I lean to the left and crank that thang (now you)
I'm jocking on your bitch ass
And if we get the fighting
Then I'm cocking on your bitch ass
You catch me at your local party
Yes I crank it everyday
Haters getting mad cause
"I got me some bathing apes"
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 2:]
I'm bouncing on my toe
Watch me supersoak that hoe
I'm gonna pass it to Arab
Then he's gonna pass it to don loc (loc)
Haters wanna be me
Soulja boy, I'm the man
They be looking at my neck
Saying it's the rubber band man (man)
Watch me do it (watch me do it)
Dance (dance)
Let get to it (let get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me
Hoe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man that shit was ugly
[Chorus x4]
[Hook:]
Aim to clean off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Roosevelt
And super soak that Hoe [x10]
Aim to fresh up in this bitch
Watch me shuffle
Watch me jig
Watch me crank my shoulder work
Super man that bitch [x6]
[Chorus]
Ps this is just a joke and I hate soulja boy.