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  1. kristy

    Finally

    and its time for the haunted hoochie, yay!
  2. i like tattoos, but some of these are ridiculous. http://tattoodisasters.blogspot.com/ http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp48/essex-sykes/tat2.jpghttp://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp48/essex-sykes/tat.jpg http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp48/essex-sykes/tat3.jpg http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp48/essex-sykes/tat4.jpghttp://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp48/essex-sykes/tat5.jpg does anyone have a bad tattoo story
  3. i like all of your animals
  4. wow was that rainbow lady for real
  5. i love this type of stuff so keep posting it
  6. the sky looks amazing. im gonna have to check out your website.
  7. you inspire me to do stuff like this!
  8. wow i really fucking failed on my intro im 23. i go to ohio state. i drive a piece of shit camry in which i have to turn the air conditioning off everytime i stop. i like laffy taffy jokes. annnnd i heard about columbus racing through my ex boyfriend. thaaats about all i have to say right now. ps heeeey gabe, did you hear andrew punched me in the face a couple weeks ago?
  9. This is for those of you who do not understand the urban culture, and therefore cannot translate those true lyrics of the new hip hop legend, Soulja Boy. After the GRAMMY’S NOMINATED Soulja Boy for his latest ringtone hit, “Crank That Soulja Boy”, Columbus Racing will now decipher this hit for yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Crank Dat Soulja Boy (translated) (translations made from urbandictionary.com) soul·ja [sohl-jah] -noun 1. a rag on head wearing, weed smoking thug or gangbanger, worthless turd who sits around all day drinking "40's" and lives off his baby mama’s welfare because he has no ambition to work; not to be confused with real "Soldiers" who actually fight and stand for something. 2. usually a man who grew up on the streets. Slang. for "soldier" like in the army, battles in combats, knows how to use a gun to kill, their ghetto being their "turf" or war zone. [definitions given in 2005] su·per·man [soo-per-man] -noun 1. when you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you and she falls asleep and you masturbate and cum on her back then stick the bed sheet onto her back so when she wakes up it sticks to the cum and she has a cape like Superman. [definitions given in 2005] Bathing Apes [bāth-ing-āps] -noun 1. amazing, yet EXTREMELY expensive shoes. 2. shoes worn by soulja boy, colorful succulent kicks that come in all flavaz, look best on black people. 3. a type of gangster shoe. It has a star on it, also known as "Bapes" for short term. [definitions given in 2007] su·per·soak [soo-per-sohk] -verb 1. to ejaculate on someone making someone drip in cum as if soaked with a supersoaker. 2. to explode semen all over a girl to give the effect of being drenched by "water" by a popular water gun. [definitions given in 2007] rub·ber·band·man [ruhb-er-band-man] -noun 1. an elastic loop of rubber that can be used for various things. Slang. a reference to a rubber band holding together a large amount of dollar bills. example… Can you tie that bag with a rubber band? Jay- "Those rims must of cost a lotta money." Sean- "Yeah, for real. I had to pop a couple of rubber bands on them" [definitions given in 2004 and 2006] Roo·se·velt [roh-zuh-velt] -noun 1. a typical lean-n-rock dance that involves swinging your hand over your lower stomach while thrusting your pelvis and legs forward in one swift motion. 2. sexual position where you have sex while you're in a wheelchair (you cannot be a paraplegic or else it's just sex in a wheelchair). [definitions given in 2007] …after knowing these definitions, enjoy this GREAT, GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATED SONG! "Crank Dat Soulja Boy" [Chorus: x2] Soulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it, Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then superman that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) X 4 [Verse 1:] Soulja boy off in this hoe Watch me lean and watch me rock Superman that hoe Then watch me crank that Robocop Super fresh, now watch me jock Jocking on them haters man When I do that soulja boy I lean to the left and crank that thang (now you) I'm jocking on your bitch ass And if we get the fighting Then I'm cocking on your bitch ass You catch me at your local party Yes I crank it everyday Haters getting mad cause "I got me some bathing apes" [Chorus x2] [Verse 2:] I'm bouncing on my toe Watch me supersoak that hoe I'm gonna pass it to Arab Then he's gonna pass it to don loc (loc) Haters wanna be me Soulja boy, I'm the man They be looking at my neck Saying it's the rubber band man (man) Watch me do it (watch me do it) Dance (dance) Let get to it (let get to it) Nope, you can't do it like me Hoe, so don't do it like me Folk, I see you tryna do it like me Man that shit was ugly [Chorus x4] [Hook:] Aim to clean off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that Roosevelt And super soak that Hoe [x10] Aim to fresh up in this bitch Watch me shuffle Watch me jig Watch me crank my shoulder work Super man that bitch [x6] [Chorus] Ps this is just a joke and I hate soulja boy.
  10. does anyone have any idea what else might go in by the new lowes on east broad?
  11. my friend works at a place where they require him to clock out for restroom breaks and im wondering what the laws are on that....?
  12. kristy

    Rock Band

    i love rock band! my boyfriend got it for xmas and weve been playing every night since
  13. kristy

    Walk Hard

    i heard that movie sucks
  14. i hate chase too. they have put a hold on my account twice in the 2 months ive had it even though i have kept up w payments. and then when i call to get it activated, they ask me millions of questions about my students loans and other accounts and unimportant shit that isnt their business. and their online banking sucks. go to wesbanco!
  15. i still have no idea what your job is
  16. kristy

    New

    Hey i'm new to the site. I drive a 00 s2000 w/ slight modifications. How do I post pictures?
  17. this is chad is dead.....ive seen the video before...ill try to find it somewhere
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