Well tonight so far has been complete Hell. My best friend ended up getting hammered and I'm here to take care of him. So far he's argued any situation possible, pissed in the trash can, pissed in a pringles can, proceeded to spill said pringles can, and then to top it off I hear noise coming from his room. Decided to check it out, had to pop the lock on his door and discover him pissing all over his $2100 Imac computer. Hopefully he didn't ruin it. Looks like it's mostly on the keyboard and desk. Ended up shoving him into the bathtub, pinning him down and giving him a cold shower. So now he's pissed off cause he's soaking wet (even though, he pissed himself and I basically did him a favor and cleaned him up) cause I gave him a cold shower. He won't even believe me that he just pissed on his computer 10 minutes ago.
Fuck this, I'm never letting him get this trashed again (with me around).