I'm officially revoking my own man-card cause I just screamed like a little girl. Here it is
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/ManCard.jpg
So anyway I was outside earlier throwing some bundles of brush away. Came in and was laying on the couch when I felt something move under my shirt by my belly button. I figured it was a June bug or something since they're always around the bushes I was cleaning out. So I lifted up my shirt and there was a fucking spider a "MONSTER SPIDER" about the size of a quarter spread out right over my belly button. I screamed like a little girl and flicked it off. It could've killed me, Luckily my estrogine fueled scream startled the big son of a bitch and I flicked him off and killed him before he could do likewise to me.
took some pics before I finished the bastard off.
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/stupidspider.jpg
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/stupidspider2.jpg
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/stupidspider3.jpg
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/stupidspider1.jpg
Summary: I'm a little girl