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Benner

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  1. I've seen that move before. It's called the "O---Shit!!"
  2. If it's just based off the LSX blocks style and money is no issue, I'd get a LS7 size block, heads rotating assembly, and full internals made from Billet Steel. Well capable of handling over 50 PSI. The problem would then become finding a fuel capable of not prematurely combusting under that much pressure and heat besides diesel. Now Realistically under $40,000 I'd like an LS7 style iron block built by Lingenfelter.
  3. Definately the Cobra. That's the only mustang I'd give up my Formula for. Correction. "Think of giving up my Formula for."
  4. Wow, Do I see a little light peaking from under those front tires?? Nice Launch
  5. Here's whats been wrote so far. I had to re-do some words to make it blend but it sounds pretty good so far. A younger man walks into a bar and orders 1 shot. He slaps a 5 down on the counter. He notices an attractive looking female across the bar. He walks up and grabs her crotch and says “I figured you needed an extra hand tonight,” as he soon realizes the woman is a man! The beautiful she-male smiles and says, "You got to buy me a drink before we get personal like this." He punches Shim (She/Him) in the face. Shim gets up crying and calls 911 then hangs up and says, “I’m joking I love being hit by loafs of French bread. Are you a Baker?” He replies, "No, I'm not a baker, I'm a Quaker. There is a big difference, a baker bakes buns in the oven, while A Quaker makes oatmeal and wears wigs, but I can still bake up a mean batch of "special" brownies for us to eat.” They both agree to leave and go to the she-male's house for brownies. They run to a cottage in the woods where she slips him some Rufies, (date rape drug) and violates his passed out body. He then woke up the next morning to find the mutants from the bio-spill attacking her cottage. The man and she-male run to grab both of the colt 45 revolvers hanging on the wall. They pull some John Woo-style moves to the music of Jethro Tull's “Bungle in the Jungle.” The she-male then jumped into her Mustang only to realize that she can't because the thing broke, which she soon figured out was because of doo. That's right, Doo-Doo, in the intake! Some little S.O.B. had taken a dump in the intake but through some mechanical and chemical genius, the car is now a time machine. She got the car running, hit 88 MPH and the flux capacitor sent her to 1968 San Francisco. She called her brother, Orgazmo and they join forces with the aid of Choda Boy. Choda boy suffers from down syndrome and has A.D.H.D. He spends his days running around yelling,” Is it Caterday?" All 4 characters decide to go back to a bar. Unknowingly though they walk into a Gay bar where they are forced into a freakish Congo line where nobody's using their hands. This pleases Choda boy and makes him say, "I can has Italian sausage?" To which Orgasmo says, "You can have mine" The she-male then pulls a packaged Summer Sausage from her purse and proclaims, ”Now I have the biggest sausage”
  6. To which Orgasmo says "You can have mine"
  7. Unknowingly though they walk into a gay bar where.....
  8. Benner

    Snap-On

    But the same tool sets from Craftsman is still less than the equivalant tool sets from SnapOn even when the SnapOn are Half off.
  9. Benner

    Snap-On

    Yeah I got it through Wyotech. I didn't buy the tools because even with the 50% discount I could buy other tools cheaper that still have the lifetime warrenty. I did however use it to buy my tool boxes. Got $3000 worth of toolboxes for around 1600
  10. Some little S.O.B. had taken a dump in the intake and.....
  11. Only to realize that she can't.......
  12. Benner

    halo 3

    I think its the one that's like a pinkish red cylinder. I've picked it up several times but I can't remember for sure which one it is.
  13. Benner

    halo 3

    Nevermind V8BEAST beat me too the answer but here's what I wrote anyway. Yeah the multiplying the enemies is an item you can pick up. It's called a radar jammer or somethin like that. It's one of the options like the flare, bubble shield, and deployable cover are. It's awesome on multiplayer and the enemies actually know how to use it on this halo.
  14. Holy crap that was sick
  15. Benner

    halo 3

    Well there is alot of proccessing with this game going on so it's taking alot to power it. I'd say there will be updates on live that will fix this. I did notice slight choppyness when it was really intense but not really the jagginess. Oh well it's still an awesome game either way.
  16. Benner

    halo 3

    Jaggie means the flow of movement isn't smooth or there's alot of edges on objects that don't flow with the rest of the silhouette. I didn't notice it. But then I was on a 720 P samsung and using an HDMI cable.
  17. That sucks. Doesn't matter what type of car it is.
  18. Where she slips him some rufies (date rape drug) and....
  19. that's awesome. I'd be terrified of getting it sideways though
  20. I need a beater but unfortunately i'm broke right now. Wish I had some money
  21. Benner

    halo 3

    It pretty much wraps it up, but it leaves room to start a new story.
  22. Benner

    halo 3

    Just beat it on Heroic with a friend last night and all I can say is "Brilliant". Much better campaign play than the last two.
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