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Benner

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  1. Yeah she's a really beautiful dog. Wish I could take her myself, unfortunately not allowed to have pets at the parents
  2. Good friend of mine is trying hard to find a good home for his old dog. The new owners aren't able to keep her and she needs a good home. Here's the messages he sent me http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/Resampled952012-06-229520-47-409519.jpg
  3. Not sure if it's been posted or not but what kind of pay do you need to make? That'll be the limiting factor
  4. Torrentz.eu is a torrent search engine that pulls from all the major torrent sites.
  5. I'm at tire discounters here in Delaware and we're doing really good. However it comes in spirts. Our slow days are dead but on busy days it's ridiculous. Other stores are struggling it seems. All depends on where your it
  6. Fixed. Ended up jumping one link on the crank.
  7. Quoted for truth. If it were up to me it would be a pile of ashes
  8. UPDATE: Car starts and runs with the cam sensor unplugged. Have to crank it for about 6 seconds before it starts but it idles fine and revs ok. However in gear it bogs down really bad. I'm guessing this means it skipped a couple teeth since it won't start at all with the cam sensor plugged in (no reference for correct timing) and it's bogging down when it starts.
  9. I do just not dodge/chrysler products. This is probably the Second or third one I've ever worked on
  10. Lettuce discuss http://news.yahoo.com/us-may-soon-become-worlds-top-oil-producer-173753430--finance.html
  11. I'm thinking this may be it. They have a really bad habit of the cams wanting to twist clockwise as soon as tensions released so I'm thinking it may have jumped a couple teeth when I popped the tensioner loose and I just didn't hear it. Too bad theres no external timing markings. Really want to light this car on fire and walk away. Waterpump calls for 6.5 hours via alldata. I've been under the hood now for two days. Thought I could shortcut a couple steps but looks like there's no possible way to.
  12. Had to replace the water pump in the gf's car Sunday. Didn't get to finish it so I finished it today. Tming marks were all dead on. Triple checked it. Started the car on first try and the Tensioner was bad, so it was clacking and clanking around like crazy but running good otherwise. Replaced the Tensioner by simply pulling the power steering pump, dropping the side motor mount for more access and pulling the tensioner cover and tensioner. Reverse process to re-install However, once I got everything buttoned back up it simply turns over, no start. Everything sounds good however nothing. Getting spark and the occasional sputter, but not even a hint of trying to start. Any help would be really appreciated. Trolls need not post.
  13. Don't really feel like hearing two grown men reduce themselves to children bickering back and forth.
  14. Benner

    My new toy

    Got this as a n early b-day present from my dad. Marlin 60 .22LR made in 2008. Never fired. It's nothing special but will make a nice plinking rifle. Dad's got one from 1976 that's still deadly accurate so it should be a good gun to pass onto my kids http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/Marlin60.jpg
  15. Just made the Mug'O'Brownie. Not bad.
  16. The gf just bought a 2002 Sebring convertible a few weeks ago. The rear Window seal is busted and needing repaired or replaced. Any suggestions? Also estimated price for repair would help
  17. Congrats on your decision. I'm at store 66 in Delaware. Really enjoyed it. Relaxed atmosphere and so far a good company to work for
  18. Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, opportunities for advancement will pass right by you. Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch." Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. Lesson 4: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure , why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson 5: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. Lesson 6: A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and shit on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! THIS CONCLUDES THE 5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
  19. If that's a private owned range they need to be aware of the situation. That's an injury and huge law suit waiting to happen. It shouldn't matter that much the type of ammo being used. Their setup should be able to stop it sufficiently
  20. http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/Screenshot_2012-10-03-09-53-12-1.jpg
  21. Finally back into the gym. Had a pretty big health scare over the last month. Had a lymph node that was swollen up larger than a golf ball and not going down. Doctor was scared it was lymphoma, pathologist even thought lymphoma when he first viewed it through a microscope, luckily it was just a scare and I'm in good health. Now time to tear it up again. I decided to eat what I wanted so I can shock my body back into fat burning mode. Back to lifting hard and heavy.
  22. Pick up some sub-sonic .22's. They're not much louder than a strong pellet gun, but still pack enough of a punch to kill a rodent. A single shot isn't going to alarm many people. Now if you fire off a 12 gauge then that's a different story.
  23. Fucking stop the bike and if he stops drag his ass out beat the shit out of him, and then proceed to call him in. I'm sure the state patrol would look take one look at that video and believe he was crazy and injured himself
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