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Patterson

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  1. So if you're interested in a laugh-fest I'm pulling the motor and trans tomorrow (sat.1/22/11) anyone is more than welcome to come over and look at my ass crack while I struggle with this thing. Progress just for Jones.
  2. Did you check motorgeek.com? I'm making plans for a VR-T swap in my B3Q next year.
  3. All in the tune. Aren't these motors come stock with 11:1 though? They are no better than the Evo guys running 10:1 and huge amounts of boost, and E85 with no timing what so ever.
  4. Are they sponsored too? But that was funny.
  5. Does it have to be the 4'? This one is 24"x36ish. http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w351/Pats16Valve/IMAG0352.jpg
  6. Patterson

    IRONY!!!!

    Shame, it was for ladies shoes.... When do you get to meet the President again, and go to China? Good job wither way.
  7. Ha, you can take a look at it when you drop your stuff off.
  8. Bollocks, I don't either. Smoothing it out and painting it is.
  9. I'm gonna go with pee hole. Only because I knew a guy growing up who lost a ball in a dog attack while delivering papers. To this day he is still known as Johnny One Nut. Who needs that sorta pressure. And for the game ender. All night sex binge with: Phil Or Gape
  10. You should be more worried about spinning rod bearings then cams. When you do blow it up, you can spend the rest of the summer keeping your toilet seat warm from ass reaming you're gonna get from the wife for blowing up the mini van.
  11. Locked, do I need to loan you the cash to put up?
  12. Okay Payne, you up four, my car back two gimme a roll to the line. That's more than fair for you. Just a 7 bolt... And its a 95 to boot.
  13. Should I bring the hood down or can you PM me an idea on cost?
  14. "The Patterson is a patient and reasonable man, slow to anger and quick to orgasm." WTF is this???? Whom ever this was speaks the truth.
  15. Two words my Gnomeish friend Cheese Grater
  16. Need not to worry young Padiwan. It's okay if you're nervous. I was once too. Then I pooped and it was all better. Just to show how nice of a guy I am, I'll toss you a 14, and 17. New sig for ya Forced to Stroke, and ATM
  17. I like Rolls with Cinnamon and Sugar. If I'm gonna lose to anyone it'll be you.
  18. Easy, I go with the Llamas. That shit would be funny. 3 Bushels of Fava beans in your ass. or Watch Lorenzo Llamas double finger your Urethra.
  19. Being deaf isn't so bad. I get to tune out all your BS.
  20. Bring it all over. We'll take pics tonight.
  21. 500 balls... Pics and Price, before the haters get here.
  22. Most any Pizza joint should do it. Especially the smaller ones. Fast food chains?
  23. Hm. I'm a go with go with the Old Women. Only because that way Sam wouldn't be mad when I didn't call him back the next day. Masturbate with a cheese grater? or Suck Gapes Ball Sack for two days, then he shits on your chest?
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