I certainly am no Grammar Nazi, but this shit hurt my balls.
Decoded version..:thumbup:
There is nothing to understand. They use a combination of random words to fill gaps in there train of thought. Now some times that works, but when thinking about zip ties, duck tape, oil leaks and crank walk they get very confused them selves. Which in turn confuses us non DSM owners. Personally I find the statement in life "Ignorance is bliss" to hold true. I'm a happy mofo. I don't know how I'll do it but I will keep telling them I'm faster. It won't happen, but hey this is fun none-the-less.