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nice ride.

i suppose so because the radiant heat off the piping will be less.

north 12", then straight out the side, then north a few more inches, then put a cap on it.

Picture of barn it will be going in? Stove pipe would be the simplest route.

So my parents are out of town for the weekend, and I figure I'll just stay up getting high and fapping. Later in the afternoon, I'm a little blazed and the doorbell rings. I figure the neighbor kid lost another ball over our fence, so I answer it. Turns out it's a couple girls I go to school with, they're both stone cold foxes. I tried asking one of them out the previous year, but it kind fell through. They say that they were bored and decided to drive over and say hi since they knew my parents were out of town. I'm still pretty stoned at this point, so I just kinda mumble and invite them in. I ask them what they want to do, then, since I've got these two hot chicks alone with me at my house, I try to act funny and say, "You two wanna come downstairs and play with my Wii?" It was funny to me at the time, but for some reason they just looked at eachother and giggled. So we went downstairs and I started up Wii Sports, since it's easy to play. I sit down on the couch and they both take a seat on either side of me. I hand them each a remote and instead of standing up to play, they snuggle up to me. I start em out on Tennis, and we're all sitting there laughing at their attempts to play. One thing that really get them is how the Wiimote vibrates when they hit the ball. After a few games one of them says that she can smell pot, and asks if I've got anymore. Imagine my luck, two hot girls wanna get high with me alone in my house. So we all take a few hits, and they're laughing harder than ever. We keep playing for a while, trying out different games, until one of them presses the Wiimote to her nipple as it vibrates. She does a real fake pornstar moan and laughs, but I can see her nipple standing out through the shirt. Right now, my dick is rock hard and almost poking out through my pants I take the Wiimote and laughing with them say, "Watch" as I put it over my crotch and it vibrates. They think this is hilarious, but I can see that they've noticed my boner. One of them takes the Wiimote from me and does than same, except she's practically jamming the Wiimote into herself through her pants. So here I am, sitting in my basement while these two girls are practically fucking eachother with my Wiimotes. I'm thinking, wow, how much better can this get? Then the one on my right takes off her pants. She's not laughing, just smiling and saying "This thing is almost as good as what I use at home." My mouth is hanging open, and the other girl is just laughing and watching. We're in Tennis mode and she starts rubbing herself, moaning each time the remote vibrates. Now the other girl takes my Wiimote and does the same, taking off her pants. This time, though, she goes right for it and jams the whole thing in herself. Without even thinking, I'm rubbing myself in my pants, almost ready to come. The first girl looks over at me and says, "What? Are you getting jealous?" With a smile she puts down the Wiimote and leans over, she takes off my jeans and my erection pops out through my boxers. She kneels in front of me, while the other girl starts kissing at my face. I was surprised I hadn't come already, I guess it was the weed slowing down my physical functions. All I see is her smiling face inching down to my rigid cock mouth agape, the other one is watching too, rubbing herself while she jams her tongue into my open mouth. I feel her warm, moist mouth envelop my cock. I can tell she’s having trouble getting it all in, but the feeling is amazing. Slowly she works my cock in her mouth, wrapping her tongue around the head, licking it as he work in and out. The other girl pries herself away from my mouth long enough to grab the Wiimote and come up behind the brown haired girl, eagerly sucking away at my penis. She leans over and starts working the Wiimote in and out of her friends vagina, now dripping with fluid. She starts moaning while sucking my cock, imagine this sound, mouth full of my member and moaning loudly. I can feel myself reaching orgasm, I try to tell her, but my mouth won’t move, I’m lost in the heavenly sensation of her tongue and mouth. She pulls off just as I start to come and says, "Mmm, are you almost done? My mouth is getting-" She never finishes, I cum loads into her face, she gasps in surprise and more shoots into her mouth. She laughs and smiles, her friend still working the Wiimote in and out of her pussy, she licks the semen off her face as more spills out into her cleavage. Her friend pauses for a moment, just long enough to come around and lick the jizz of her breasts. We fooled around for a bit longer after than, and eventually I showed them both how good I was at Wii Sports . . . among other things.

Congrats. Enjoy the shitty diapers and lack of sleep.

I love how the video is just titled "fat". :lolguy:

home star runner

+1 for the 702 plinkster. Someone on CR has my old one. 10 rd semi automatic .22lr. You can get them for less than a hundred bucks brand new.

Ooohhh i get it now :lolguy:

Sorry scott, CDs only have a 10 year life expectancy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CD-R

Theres a dude in my hood in worthintonish area that drives a black gto. Its loud as fuck, sounds like crap, and has "blk GTO" on the plates. Same dude?

i was being sarcastic, :gabe:

I bet she overdosed on marijuana.

OReilly westerville turned mine last week for 10 bucks.

nvm

LC9 is NOT a pocket pistol. Unless you are a giant and wear giant pants, LC9 is not a good option. Unfortunately, i cannot recommend anything else as i have no experience with any other compact. lcp or the p3at would both be good pocket pistols for comparison: lcp vs lc9 http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/los3088/RugerLC9-RugerLCPcomparison-1.jpg for comparison: lcp vs p3at http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/los3088/LCP-Kel-TecP3ATcomparisonchart-1.jpg

most useless video ever

screw the blackbarry for 15$. im getting unlimited everything for free on a galaxay s3, all paid for by my agency, including the phone.

Its about time blackbarry got with the program. We dropped at work them because their shit was just old and unuseful.

Johnson did an AMA on reddit again yesterday. He said he was going to be Sueing because they didnt allow him in the presidential debates. He will be on 47/50 state ballots. I may be rethinking my ron pual vote. For those interested:

What, a guy with a known violent history not allowed to own a gun? Seems dumb to me :dumb:

Doing the restore to an earlier point will probably not work, but you're welcome to give it a try. Alot of times it will clean certain things up, but leave left overs that can cause headaches. How old is this computer? What is the brand and model of it? Newer computers stopped coming with installtion CDs because people were copying them and selling them. Look up the recovery partition by searching "Model name recover" or something similar and that should get you into the recovery partition on boot up. Usually its f10 or f11 or something.

Dude, your statments are contradictory... So what your saying is your such a hard ass but you feel taken advantage of?

yes